Bud Anderson: You've been around so long and seen so much and done so much, and still manage to look so good.

Jim Anderson: Thanks a lot!

Bud Anderson: I think you look real young. Honest. Younger than Joe Phillips' dad, younger than Claude Mesner's uncle, why even younger than...

Jim Anderson: Bud, before you have me back in kindergarten, see who's at the door, will you?

Bud Anderson: How many were in your class, Dad?

Jim Anderson: Oh, 2-300 I guess.

Bud Anderson: How many are left?

James 'Bud' Anderson, Jr.: This is a special delivery for Dad from the Universal Alumni Association.
Jim Anderson: I wonder how much money they want now.
[Bud is shaking Jim's letter, trying to read it]
Jim Anderson: Why don't you hold it up to the light so you can see it better?
James 'Bud' Anderson, Jr.: Never thought of that.
[Holds it up to the light]
James 'Bud' Anderson, Jr.: Can't see a thing.
Jim Anderson: Bud, as long as it's addressed to me, do you mind letting me have it?