Lauren Hutchinson: [during opening credits] Listen, I've got this whole high school thing psyched out. It all breaks down into cliques.

Patty Greene: Cliques?

Lauren Hutchinson: Yeah, you know, cliques; little in-groups of different kids. All we have to do is click with the right clique and we can finally have a social life that's worthy of us.

Johnny Slash: "Totally different head! Totally."

Jennifer DeNuccio: Like, who ARE Devo? Are they guys, 'cause I only go and see guy bands.

LaDonna: They're guys... they're WEIRD guys... but they're guys!

[Patty realizes she has to wear her glasses in the school musical]

Lauren: "It's your first role. There will be others."
Patty: "Tell that to Yul Brynner."

Johnny Slash: Totally different head. Totally.