Post some of your favorite quotes and lines from Lucifer.

Lucifer: "A deal’s a deal, especially one with the Devil."

Lucifer quote:

Chloe: What's going on?
Ella: What would you say ... if I told you ... I was thinking of a new hobby. Collecting protractors or Star Trek phasers. Which do you think is cooler?

Amenadiel & Trixie quote/lines:

Barista: And your name?

Maze: "Mazikeen".

Barista: How do you spell that?

Maze: Surprise me.

Mazikeen:

A Maze quote:

The Detective isn't here, which means I'm invulnerable and you're not, so sit. Down. Or I'll make you.

Ella:

Amenadiel: Luci, you don't think she helped Mom escape, do you?

Maze quote:

Dan: Go home. Take your weird club owner sidekick with you before I arrest him.

Lucifer & Linda quote/lines:

Amenadiel: Paul's wrists were too thick to fit in those chains.
Lucifer: I know. That man never could pass on dessert, could he?
Amenadiel: He should have been the saint of...
Lucifer and Amenadiel: Honey cakes.

Mazikeen:

Dan: Where'd you learn to pick a lock like that?
Ella: My grandma.

Chloe & Lucifer quotes:

Lucifer: You're not busy, are you?

Chloe: Actually, shocker, I am busy. And it's really not a good day for... your... 'Luciferness'.

Mazikeen

Amenadiel: Are you sure you don't want to chase after her?. Maybe I can ask Father for some rain to make it a moment.

Chloe & Lucifer Quote/Lines:

Lucifer Morningstar: My mum’s gonna kill me. And before you say it, that’s not a metaphor.

Trixie & Lucifer quotes:

Chloe: I know how fans can get obsessed with their idols.

Lucifer - "You think Mack's the killer? You're just profiling fabulous people, aren't you? Enough with this crusade against us already!"

Dan: But I'll also be watching to make sure you don't sneak out and disappear.
Charlotte: Because you'd miss me if I did?
Dan: You know what? Maybe I would.

Lucifer: I suppose there's some cold comfort to them being arrested together. At least they've got each other.
Cain: Yeah, they do.

Lucifer & Linda:

Dan: Go home. Take your weird club owner sidekick with you before I arrest him.

Lucifer & Pierce

Maze: Tell me we're going home.
Lucifer: On the contrary, Maze, the fun's just begun.

Lucifer:

Lucifer: There are several lovely ladies milling around out there. Which one do you desire?

Lucifer:

Lucifer & Dan:

Amenadiel & Lucifer:

Charlotte: Naughty, naughty Detective Espinoza.
Dan: I'm just making sure the bills are real.
Charlotte: The only way to make sure is to spend it, right?
Dan: Yep.

Lucifer & Ella:

Dr. Martin: Sometimes it's easier to make intimate issues about something bigger than yourself.
Lucifer: Well, there are a few things bigger than myself.
Dr. Martin: I'm well aware.

Chloe: Where did you get this dress anyhow?
Lucifer: Oh, it was left behind by my one of my 'overnight guests'.
Chloe: What was she wearing when she left?
Lucifer: A smile.
Chloe: Mm. if I get an STD from this thing, I'm going to kill you.

Chloe: Where have you been?
Lucifer: Ah, you know me—busy, busy, No rest for the wicked.

Lucifer & Chloe:

Lucifer: Actually, there is something that's been bugging me, Detective. Do you mind if I play the me's advocate for just a second?

Ella:

Lucifer: Ah, well, there's no reason to thank me for my heroism. Well, maybe just a little. No one's stopping you.

Amenadiel & Lucifer:

Papa Decker, I presume. Right. Well, from what I've seen, you've raised an intelligent, capable, and frustratingly stubborn woman.

Eve and Lucifer:

Lucifer Morningstar: I'm afraid I can't offer anything obvious like a tail as proof.

Chloe Decker: And so no horns.

Lucifer Morningstar: No, afraid not. That's the stuff of movies and TV.

Chloe Decker: Mm-hmm.

Lucifer Morningstar: They always get it wrong.

Lucifer:

Traffic Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Lucifer Morningstar: Well, obviously you felt the need to exercise your limited powers and punish me for ignoring the speed limit. It's okay, I understand. It's…I…I like to punish people too. Or, at least I used to.

Chloe & Mazikeen:

Mazikeen:

Lucifer: “Trust me, I’ve been doing this a long time. I know evil.”

“Sometimes it’s easier to make intimate issues about something bigger than yourself.” Linda Martin

Lucifer:

People sometimes kill the people with whom they’re in love. The heart’s mysterious” Lucifer Morningstar

Maze:

“You don’t save a marriage by sleeping with other people.” Chloe Decker

Mazikeen:

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Maze:

Lucifer & Chloe:

Lucifer:

“If you desire something, just take it.”

Amenadiel & Lucifer:

Amenadiel:

Lucifer:

Lucifer: I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDB page.

Ella& Maze:

[Chloe is disturbingly calm upon her return home after learning the truth about Lucifer.]
Lucifer: Detective,... Are you okay with... me?
Chloe: Well, it's not like you haven't always told me the truth. You know? So... I think, deep down, I just... I always knew.
Lucifer: But how does it make you feel? Afraid? Terrified? Do you want to yell at me? Punch me in the face? Run away again?
Chloe: I.. I think I just want to get back to work.
Lucifer: That's all?
Chloe: That's all. [walks off]

Lucifer:

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Chloe & Linda:

Lucifer:

“That’s why I don’t lie. It’s hard to keep track of who knows what.”

Chloe & Linda:

Amenadiel: "You sure you don't want to chase after her. Maybe I can ask Father for some rain and make it a moment."

“I’m like walking heroin, very habit forming. It never ends well.” Lucifer Morningstar

Lucifer:

“People sometimes kill the people with whom they’re in love. The heart’s mysterious” - Lucifer Morningstar

Maze & Ella:

“Cosmos are yummy”—Amenadiel

Chloe:

The famous line of Lucifer at all times, "What is that your truly desire?" By the way, Lucifer and Chloe looks so good together.

“When angels fall, they also… rise.” Lucifer Morningstar

“Sometimes we are what we are, and we should embrace that.”

May is fast approaching, see you soon!

Lucifer:

“They eat, darling. All they do is eat. And then afterwards, the food comes out changed and not for the better.” Charlotte Richards

Chloe:

“If you truly worship the dollar, then I’m your ticket to divinity.” “Lucifer”

Mazikeen & Michael/Lucifer:

“The best way to be first is to know it’ll happen beforehand.” Lucifer Morningstar

Lucifer:

“When angels fall, they also… rise.” Lucifer Morningstar

Sharon Osbourne:

Well, who wouldn't want to be with their greatest desire?"

-Amenadiel

Chloe & Sharon:

(Lucifer comes for Chloe, who is in heaven...)

Chloe Decker: How do we get back?

Lucifer Morningstar: I'm not sure we can. I'm afraid there's not enough power left for the both of us.

Chloe Decker: No, I'm not going without you. What are you talking about?

Lucifer Morningstar: You have to. You have to. The world still needs you, Chloe Decker.

Chloe Decker: No, you don't have to do that!

Lucifer Morningstar: I know. I know I don't have to. I choose to.

Chloe Decker: What?

Lucifer Morningstar: I choose you, Chloe. Because... (gives her his ring) I choose you because... I love you.

Lucifer:

Lucifer:

People don’t arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions.

Lucifer:

"It's really not a good day for…your… Luciferness." - Chloe Decker

Daniel:

Lucifer:

No. It’s “puff, puff, pass,” not “puff, puff, stomp angrily.”

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Chloe Decker: What is going on here? And how did you get that horse?
Lucifer Morningstar: [from atop a horse] What horse?