That's insane. But it's also like the eleventh most insane thing to happen today so who cares.

- Eleanor

Eleanor: (to Chidi) You do know I'm trying to say ashhole and not ashhole, right?

Jason: "I love getting my name on stuff. In Jacksonville, I got a flu virus named after me 'cause I kissed a bat on a dare."

Jason quote:

The world is empty. There is no point to anything and you're just gonna die. So do whatever!

- Chidi

I'm not mad. I'm actually laughing because this whole study was a hilarious, stupid, pointless joke. And now it's over, so let's hit the road. I don't need you guys. You don't need me.
- Eleanor

Janet:

Michael: All I really ever wanted was to know what it feels like to be human, and now we’re going to do the most human thing of all.

Michael: Hi, Eleanor. I'm Michael. How are you today?
Eleanor: I'm great. Thanks for asking. Oh, one question. Where am I? Who are you? And what's going on?
Michael: Right, so, you, Eleanor Shellstrop, are dead. Your life on Earth has ended, and you are now in the next phase of your existence in the universe.
Eleanor: Cool.

This is a defense mechanism Eleanor. You saw yourself fall in love with Chidi, and it freaked you out to see yourself be so vulnerable. So you're using determinism to convince yourself that those feelings were not real.

- Michael

Eleanor & Chidi:

Chris: You said that if Eleanor tries to confess that she doesn't belong here, find a reason to avoid her, like saying, "I'm going to the gym," so that's what I've been saying.
Michael: That was a suggestion of the type of thing you could say! How many times have you specifically told her you were going to the gym?
Chris: Five. No, nine.