Up your sister with a rubber twister.
Up your cat with a can of yak.
Up your spouse with a rubber mouse.
In your face with a can of mace.
In your dice with a flock of lice.
In your ear with the stuffed head of a deer.

Up your brother with a rubber hose

In your eye with a pumpkin pie

In your ear with a can of beer

In your eyes with rice

In your eye with a hot french fry.

On your leg with a rotten egg!!

In your back with a rusty tack.

Up your rug with a pug

Up your gnat with a rubber cat!

In your belly with Valerie Bertinelli


Don’t worry, I’m seeking professional help......

Up your butt with a rubber mutt.
Up your dog with a rubber frog.

Up your back with a rubber quack.
In your food with a rubber dude.
On your coat with a rubber goat.

Up your belly with jelly