anyone wanna relive some aweful childhood memories, or just plain out embarrassing ones?

I'm not sure how old I was but one time I called 911 and I hung up I only called because I was curious what would happen. I didn't know the police would come to my house. When the police officer asked why I called, I just broke down and started crying.

Ya i also called 911 when i was like 5 i just called it and hung up lol i didnt get into no trouble tho but i didnt really kno better

i remember when i was really young, me and my best friend made a "McDonalds" in her backyard and her mom was my baby-sitter so there were lots of other kids too. We made mudpies and "chocolate milkshakes" for them and my brother thought the mud was chocolate milk and drank it. the only bad part was that it was the only time that i ever got spanked. :(

But it was funny! lol

Originally posted by NancyMcKeon1987
i remember when i was really young, me and my best friend made a "McDonalds" in her backyard and her mom was my baby-sitter so there were lots of other kids too. We made mudpies and "chocolate milkshakes" for them and my brother thought the mud was chocolate milk and drank it. the only bad part was that it was the only time that i ever got spanked. :(

But it was funny! lol

LOL, I loved the "But it was funny" remark. I'm sure it wasnt funny at the time...lol

Let's see.... I got in a lot of trouble for telling my brother that we found him in a trash can behind a store. I had him convinced for awhile... He was convinced that he wasn't a part of our family. I told him "Why else do you think you have blonde hair? Look at the rest of the family... Brown hair, brown hair, etc. You're the only odd ball."
He really believed it... Wasn't a good thing when my mom found out... Youch. lol.... Then a couple weeks later I was like. "I'm sorry... We didn't find you in the trash can. Mom really did have you. You're just the milk man's child." ... He's so gullable. Got in trouble for that one too.... Funny thing is we didn't even have a milk man. haha

I'll try and think of more...

Ok, I was at Pittsburgh Steelers Training camp with my mom and sister. It is in Latrobe. Anyway, I saw this one guy skipping walking limping what ever down the hill that we were all sitting on. it was really steep. I wanted to go down and get a pepsi. I tried to go down too. I was like 6 at the time. as i was going down i started to go faster and faster! I fell and was log rolling down teh hill! OMG! Everyone was laughing and gasping! I was crying and my mom came down on her butt after me! My pretty green outfit was brown and they rushed me into the bathroom to clean me up taht was inside St. Vincent College. I was so embarrased! And i never got my pepsi!


also, when i was 2, i tried to climb the wall.

When I was four years old, I went to Disney World. I was walking around the park with my grandfather when I see Minnie Mouse. I ran up to see Minnie and talk to her. I was at her side which means she probably couldn't see me. Peripheral vision is bad in those costumes. Well, she turned to go see another kid near me and she stepped on my foot. Did you know those evil yellow shoes are made of thick a$$ plastic?!? Anyway, she stood on my foot for what felt like forever (but was probably 3 minutes) and finally moved her shoe. I was screaming and the whole time she was on my foot. Minnie Mouse either didn't hear me, or she ignored my cries of pain. :(

I learned the word "damn" the hard way lol....when i was like 8 my mom let me watch Tremors and in the movie sum1 says sumthing about the "goddamn truck" but i didnt kno it wuz a bad word. And later i said "i wish the house had sum goddamn stairs!" and my mom gasped and said "where'd u learn that?!?!?" and i was like "is that a bad word?" and she's like "ya!" lol

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Originally posted by Jennifer Lopez Forever
I learned the word "damn" the hard way lol....when i was like 8 my mom let me watch Tremors and in the movie sum1 says sumthing about the "goddamn truck" but i didnt kno it wuz a bad word. And later i said "i wish the house had sum goddamn stairs!" and my mom gasped and said "where'd u learn that?!?!?" and i was like "is that a bad word?" and she's like "ya!" lol


Yeah....I learned the word "F---" in preschool...I was sitting in the car one day, and I go "Look at the bird! It's in the ----ing tree! Look Mommy! F--- F--- F---!!" And then I continued to point at them with my middle finger! :lol: Lets just say it wasn't my day.

There was also the time I got lost in Six Flags......twice.

Another one is in kindergarden. We had show and tell and I brought in some baseball cards. I said the names of the players and one of them was Butch Henry. But I said Bitch Henry. One of the other kids said, Mrs. --------, Greg said Bitch! We both got sent to the office.

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
There was also the time I got lost in Six Flags......twice.

I got lost there once also.

:rotflmao: That bitch henry 1 was hilarious

Originally posted by Gregorio
I got lost there once also.

New England? That place is horrible. Last year I went with my friends to the Fright Fest, and I got out of line and got lost in the woods. Holy heck, it was scary.

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


New England? That place is horrible. Last year I went with my friends to the Fright Fest, and I got out of line and got lost in the woods. Holy heck, it was scary.

Yes New England. I got lost in the water park area.

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


New England? That place is horrible. Last year I went with my friends to the Fright Fest, and I got out of line and got lost in the woods. Holy heck, it was scary.

I hated fright fest...I got chased by a warewolf there...not pleasant...

Originally posted by Rosa Blasi Rulz
I hated fright fest...I got chased by a warewolf there...not pleasant...

I got PULLED OUT OF THE HAYRIDE CART by a clown, and he started turning me upside down and everything. I was sitting in the scary clowns arms thinking "WTF IS HE DOING!" Until I later realized it was my friends sister working that night...she was the bloody clown

O ya and my whole 7th grade year. my teacher was the biggest bitch i ever met and she gave me a really hard time thru the whole year. im so ECSAAAAAAATIC i never hafta see her again. like i was sposed to memorize a poem and say it in class and i memorized it by heart. when i was saying it in class i said it perfectly cept she hadda help me remember 1 word and she gave me a C. and whenever she asked me ?s in class and i would say "i dunno" she'd get mad and if ne1 else said it she wouldnt. she also tried to make me look bad in class. like the whole class was talking and i just said something to some1 and she said "every1 be quiet cuz ur all talking like SARAH." And 1nce she was telling the class that we hafta respect her [we all disrespect her ahaha] and she went to every student asking them if they understood and she just expected them to say "yes" but when she came to me and i said "yes" [even tho i wasnt gonna respect her] she said "u better understand cuz U'VE DISRESPECTED ME B4" really loud so the whole class could hear.
theres more that i took out cuz u get the pic and the long post bugged me

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever



Yeah....I learned the word "F---" in preschool...I was sitting in the car one day, and I go "Look at the bird! It's in the ----ing tree! Look Mommy! F--- F--- F---!!" And then I continued to point at them with my middle finger! :lol: Lets just say it wasn't my day.

I had a simliar episode w/ the F--- word... i was sitting in the kitchen w/ my mom, i was about 6, and was rhyming words and I went "house, mouse... tree, bee... duck..." and i got stuck, so i started going down the alphabet till i found one and I yelled "I got it!! Duck and f---" my mom almost fell out ofher chair and my dad jumped up off the couch. LoL, i was scared to death.