Frank Gannucci
10-08-2018, 11:35 PM
(Ralph goes to sit down at a park bench for lunch. Ed joins him.)
Ralph: "What a lousy night."
Ed: "It was a dark, dark day."
Ralph: "How could the Yankees lose like that?"
Ed: "16-1. That wasn't a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ."
Ralph: "Now the Yankees are once again behind the 8 ball."
Ed: "They would have to win another game at Fenway Park."
Ralph: "I had to deal with Alice's family members last night during the game. I never felt so miserable in all my life."
Ed: "It was if the Red Sox came into your kitchen and ATE all your food. May not be rough on you but tough for the farmers."
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ralph: "Those Yankees have got to beat those odds and come back to win the series. They have got to do it."
Ed: "Couldn't agree more Ralph. Just one thing Ralph. When the Yankees win, don't jump up and down. It's not good for you or the floor. You might die and/or you might fall into the next apartment."
Ralph (yells): "OOOOOH, YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT NORTON."
Ed: "We should all make the suggestion down at the pizzeria. The suggestion is to put 'Go Yankees' with the anchoives."
Ralph: "I so agree."
Ed: "I know. You will probably eat all of the pizzas in one night."
(Ralph stands up and clenches his fists.)
Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! LET'S GO! PUT 'EM UP!"
(Ed gets up. People try to separate them and calm down the situation.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: "What a lousy night."
Ed: "It was a dark, dark day."
Ralph: "How could the Yankees lose like that?"
Ed: "16-1. That wasn't a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ."
Ralph: "Now the Yankees are once again behind the 8 ball."
Ed: "They would have to win another game at Fenway Park."
Ralph: "I had to deal with Alice's family members last night during the game. I never felt so miserable in all my life."
Ed: "It was if the Red Sox came into your kitchen and ATE all your food. May not be rough on you but tough for the farmers."
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ralph: "Those Yankees have got to beat those odds and come back to win the series. They have got to do it."
Ed: "Couldn't agree more Ralph. Just one thing Ralph. When the Yankees win, don't jump up and down. It's not good for you or the floor. You might die and/or you might fall into the next apartment."
Ralph (yells): "OOOOOH, YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT NORTON."
Ed: "We should all make the suggestion down at the pizzeria. The suggestion is to put 'Go Yankees' with the anchoives."
Ralph: "I so agree."
Ed: "I know. You will probably eat all of the pizzas in one night."
(Ralph stands up and clenches his fists.)
Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! LET'S GO! PUT 'EM UP!"
(Ed gets up. People try to separate them and calm down the situation.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)