View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 4): (The Boston Red Sox beat the NY Yankees 16-1.


Frank Gannucci
10-08-2018, 11:35 PM
(Ralph goes to sit down at a park bench for lunch. Ed joins him.)

Ralph: "What a lousy night."

Ed: "It was a dark, dark day."

Ralph: "How could the Yankees lose like that?"

Ed: "16-1. That wasn't a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ."

Ralph: "Now the Yankees are once again behind the 8 ball."

Ed: "They would have to win another game at Fenway Park."

Ralph: "I had to deal with Alice's family members last night during the game. I never felt so miserable in all my life."

Ed: "It was if the Red Sox came into your kitchen and ATE all your food. May not be rough on you but tough for the farmers."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Those Yankees have got to beat those odds and come back to win the series. They have got to do it."

Ed: "Couldn't agree more Ralph. Just one thing Ralph. When the Yankees win, don't jump up and down. It's not good for you or the floor. You might die and/or you might fall into the next apartment."

Ralph (yells): "OOOOOH, YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT NORTON."

Ed: "We should all make the suggestion down at the pizzeria. The suggestion is to put 'Go Yankees' with the anchoives."

Ralph: "I so agree."

Ed: "I know. You will probably eat all of the pizzas in one night."

(Ralph stands up and clenches his fists.)

Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! LET'S GO! PUT 'EM UP!"

(Ed gets up. People try to separate them and calm down the situation.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)