Post your favorite quotes or just ones you like. :D

"Tomorrows not tomorrow if tomorrow is today so seize the day because tomorrow will never be tomorrow if tomorrow is today."

"Don't wish upon a star! Reach for one."

"30 years from now, it won't matter what shoes you wore, how your hair looked, or the jeans you bought. What will matter is what you learned and how you used it."

"We find in life exactly what we put into it."

"An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it."

"There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth, we are all crew."

"Make yourself neccessary to somebody."

"Justice is truth in power."

"The essense of generosity is in self sacrifice."

"eat beans, not beings."

"if it ain't broke, don't fix it."

"put a smile on your face, make the world a better place."

"MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR." (i love that one)

"just do it."

and the spanish quote I have in my signature.

"it is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees."

"Make it happen"
"Never lie cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal"

"Hugs not slugs."

"Don't drink and drive."

"A friend in need, is a friend indeed"

Here's a Polish one I always liked.

"Lepsze wróbel w garsci, niz galab na dachu."

"Better to have a bird in the hand, that a pigeon on the roof"

Originally posted by Rosa Blasi Rulz
"Don't drink and drive."

You might spill your beer.

Never underestimate the power of this girl.

I just had another one of my brilliant ideas.

Vaya con Dios, mi amiga

Live every moment, as though it was your last.

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. (I love that one :D)

One of the very best rules of conversation is to never, say anything which any of the company wish had been left unsaid.

Blue punch buggy!!! (Lilo and Stich, LOL)

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Never underestimate the power of this girl.

I just had another one of my brilliant ideas.

Vaya con Dios, mi amiga

Live every moment, as though it was your last.

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. (I love that one :D)

One of the very best rules of conversation is to never, say anything which any of the company wish had been left unsaid.

Blue punch buggy!!! (Lilo and Stich, LOL)

:eek: Where is "There's a bus coming down the road in 10 mnutes, be under it"???

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
:eek: Where is "There's a bus coming down the road in 10 mnutes, be under it"???

Chris, there's a bus comin' down the road in 10 minutes. Be unda it!











I said it just like Jo. ;)

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Chris, there's a bus comin' down the road in 10 minutes. Be unda it!











I said it just like Jo. ;)

:crying: Okay, bye everyone.............

*Slowly walks to the street corner*

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


:crying: Okay, bye everyone.............

*Slowly walks to the street corner*

Dear, I was kidding.

"I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but heck I am still in the shed"


"not the brightest crayon in the box"


"the cruelest lies are often told without a word...the kindest truths are often spoken, never heard"

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but your abusing the privilege

"DON'T CRY BECAUSE IT'S OVER BE HAPPY IT HAPPENED"

Some people say marriage is a 3 ring circus- the engagement ring, the wedding ring, the suffering!

This quote was said by a former Pittsburgh Pirates manager (I believe) and I absolutely LOVE it:

"I knew I was in for a long year when we lined up for the national anthem on opening day and one of my players said, 'Every time I hear that song I have a bad game.'"----Jim Leyland.

"Maddux just threw a ball, better get the bullpen up," Jo Simpson.

"Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it's absolutely necessary." Ray Knight.

"I reckon."

"I'm not dumb, I'm mentally challenged."

"Atheltic by nature, softball by choice."

"Dern Yankees" (I use it on a daily basis during baseball season)

"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand."

"My teacher thought I was smarter than I was; so I was."


I have a lot more, but I gotta go for now...







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"Ya not a cat ya don't have 9 lives so don't push it"-Me

"If at first you don't succeed, dust yaself off and try again"-Aaliyah

C'est La Vie-(sp?)

Seize the day!

OH! And my ABSOLUTE FAV!!!!!!!!:
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return"-Christian...Moulin Rouge!

"You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything. You've got to be your own man, not a puppet on a string."

"Life's tough, get a helmet"

My favorite quote is in my signature. ;)

Jocelyn Quote(s)::

Life with men is like a deck of cards...... you need a heart to love em, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them and a spade to bury the bodies.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windsheild.

You make yourself think. Don't ever forget it







And then I had a whole quote section on my AOL homepage but my dad cancelled AOL so it's all lost now..... Lemme think of some quotes.....

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." - Han Solo

"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining!"~Judge Judy

"GET OFF THE CARPET!!!!!!!!!!!!!"~Janet Wood, Three's Company

"We're like the Three Muskateers!"~Janet Wood
"Yeah! We're just like a candy!!!!!"~Chrissy Snow
"Yeah. Some sweet and some nuts" *looks at Chrissy*~Jack Tripper

*talking about buying Roper's car* "This is the answer to our prayers!"~Janet
Nobody prayed!!~Chrissy
"OK Chrissy. Please make Chrissy change her mind."~Janet
"Or better yet give her one!"~Jack

"Heather doesn't go to dirty movies! 'Cause I know I don't, and she reminds me a little bit of me."~Loretta Haggers, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman

"Everybody!!! Everything is gonna be alright! And afterward, we are all gonna go down to the House of Pancakes!!!!"~Mary Hartman

"*singing* Theeeeeeeeey call me, an engineer. And I'm riiiiiiiiiiiiding the traaaaaaaaaaaaaaain to heaven! I got a mother and a father and a chicken and a goat. And I'm riding the train to heaven. Bum bum bum....."~Loretta

"Revenge is a bitch, isn't it?"~Jackson Montgomery, All My Children

"We didn't mind the loud music, but all that foul language!"~Helen Roper
"There wasn't any foul language!"~Janet
"You weren't down there with Mr. Roper!"~Helen

*to Ralph Kramden* "The biggest thing you ever got into were your pants!"~Alice Kramden

I'll probably add more soon.

"**** me, its my daughter, Kelly Osbourne..... Take it away Kelly" They should never have him read of a cue card again. oh then theres

"excuse me TJ for the expletives... im quoting ozzy here! if u have a problem u can delete it or like... tell me and ill change it"

"WHO PISSED!? WHO PISSED ON MY ****ING CARPET!? THAT BASTARD ****ING DOG MAN!!! I'M GONNA THROW YA IN THE ****IN POOL *quietly* where is he... GET THE **** OUT OF MY HOUSE! YOU ****IN... GET THE **** OUT! GO ON GET THE **** OUT,--- YOU SEE IT'S THAT ****ING TERRORIST, ITS ****ING PART OF BIN LADENS GANG!--- WHY DO THEY DO IT SHARON!?!?"
"It's a therapist and she's gonna help us with the dogs..."
"NO DAHLING YOU DON'T NEED A THERAPIST YOU JUST NEED TO GET UP AT 7 AND OPEN THE ****ING DOOR!!!"

"Martha Stewart can lick my scrotum... Do I have a scrotum?" ~ Sharon.

I dont have a brain. I have no real quotes... i mean non really apply to everything in life so I make them up.

"Dont trust stupid people"

"If they hit you, don't hit them bak. they want that, they;re suicidal."

I'd rather be with you on your worst day then with anybody else on there best day- Red Green Show

I'm a man and I can change if I have to I guess- Red Green Show

Be nice to your kids they choose your nursing homes.

You see, fantasy is what people want, but reality is what people need- Lauryn Hill

Don't worry be happy.

Dream as if you will live forever, live as if you will die today- James Dean

And my other favorite quotes are in my sig.

I like this quote:: A bitch is a female dog, and dogs bark, and bark is on trees, and trees are in nature, and nature is beautiful, so you when you call me a bitch, you're saying I'm beautiful.








:D

Originally posted by Jinny Girl
"**** me, its my daughter, Kelly Osbourne..... Take it away Kelly" They should never have him read of a cue card again. oh then theres

"excuse me TJ for the expletives... im quoting ozzy here! if u have a problem u can delete it or like... tell me and ill change it"

"WHO PISSED!? WHO PISSED ON MY ****ING CARPET!? THAT BASTARD ****ING DOG MAN!!! I'M GONNA THROW YA IN THE ****IN POOL *quietly* where is he... GET THE **** OUT OF MY HOUSE! YOU ****IN... GET THE **** OUT! GO ON GET THE **** OUT,--- YOU SEE IT'S THAT ****ING TERRORIST, ITS ****ING PART OF BIN LADENS GANG!--- WHY DO THEY DO IT SHARON!?!?"
"It's a therapist and she's gonna help us with the dogs..."
"NO DAHLING YOU DON'T NEED A THERAPIST YOU JUST NEED TO GET UP AT 7 AND OPEN THE ****ING DOOR!!!"

"Martha Stewart can lick my scrotum... Do I have a scrotum?" ~ Sharon.

I dont have a brain. I have no real quotes... i mean non really apply to everything in life so I make them up.

"Dont trust stupid people"

"If they hit you, don't hit them bak. they want that, they;re suicidal."

I have a Kelly one!

"My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business!" -Kelly Osbourne

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants." - Chuckles the Clown

I have a whole notebook of quotes that my teacher gave my class one year. I'll have to look them up.

Here are some of my favs:

"All around a pig's ass is pork"

"Shared Joy is Double Joy . . . Shared Sorrow is Half Sorrow"

"Two wrongs don't make a right"

I may not be smart, but I can lift heavy things.

You're never lost. YOu're always somewhere.

The substitute teacher asks my friend who was general in the revolutionary war, my friend- "George Jefferson!"
Teacher- "No honey, George and Weezy weren't in the revolutionary war..."

Vinton, Mama's Family- "Sorry Luanne, he can't go out wih you because his mom's tralior slipped off the cinder blocks, and he has to go help her."

Pinky- "What are we gonna do tomorrow night Brain?"
Brain- "Same thing we do every night Pinky...Try to take over the world from Joyce DeWitt!!"

Brain receiving an award- "I would like to thank my momma and Elvis."

my science teacher- "Miss (my last name) Are you aware that you're disturbing my class?"

Eric Cartman- "Why can't societys live in peace?"

Janet, 3's company- "It's like being attacked by peppermint worms!"

Iola, Mama's Family- "Barbie wouldn't care!" "That punked-out tramp has silk sheets and sleeps with a different doll every night!"

Originally posted by LucyFan


"Two wrongs don't make a right"

Yes, but three lefts do

Originally posted by Jersey Girl


Yes, but three lefts do

LOL! :lol: Good one! :lol: