June: Is that a picture of Dawson?

Chloe: Ah, yeah. James Van Der Beek.

Chloe quote:

Another Chloe quote:

Chloe: "Ugh. June, if I had time to worry about every person who admired, imitated, or stalked me, I wouldn't have time to be my fabulous self."

Chloe: We're at my parents' house. We're just gonna go in for a quick five-course meal, we'll be done in nine hours, max.
June: Nine hours?! That is gonna bleed into Black Friday!

Chloe: Guess what. I finally like an appropriate guy. Mark! I'm totally attracted to Mark.
June: Wait, Mark? My Mark? But you didn't know his name yesterday.

Chloe: [as she and James come back home] Good thing your face was so oily tonight, I could check my makeup in your forehead.
James: I wish you had, you look like a runner-up at a child's beauty pageant in Ohio.

[after getting her stomach pumped the night before]
June: "I can hang out with you. It's just, I-I can't drink anything."


Chloe: "Oh, no, no, no. If you roll with me, you roll as hard as me. I don't want any Judgmental Judy's or Sober Sally's in my crew."

Crissy: I am pregnant!
June: That's wonderful!
Luther: [at the same time as June] James is not the father!
Crissy: I know. Robert's the father.
[Luther sighs with relief]

Chloe: "This isn't about you, this is about me. Like everything!"

June: Chloe, we're trying to watch something.
Chloe: And I am trying to do someone! Now stop watching these stupid dating shows and get in the game, June. Go out and meet somebody.
June: I have very tough criteria!
James: He can't be from your work or your gym, or live in your building.
Mark: [lowered voice] We don't work together anymore.

A Chloe quote:

Crissy: I am pregnant!
June: That's wonderful!
Luther: [at the same time as June] James is not the father!
Crissy: I know. Robert's the father.
[Luther sighs with relief]

A June quote:

A Luther quote:

A June quote:

June: How could you veto Emily so quickly? You didn't even know her.

A Chloe quote:

Chloe: You don't do things any way, that's the problem. You date like a Quaker.

June: [Chloe has jumped onto the back of yet another stranger's bicycle, and they're riding off] "At least put on a helmet!"

Chloe: [shouting back] "He will!"

Chloe: [barges into the People offices] Why is James not on the cover?!
Carol: Uh, Marjorie must have nixed it. [Chloe looks confused] Marjorie has final say.

Chloe & June quotes:

James: Watching me pretend to be in high school on TV was as close to high school as you ever got.

June: Your plant died.
Chloe: What plant? I hate plants. I don't have no plant.
June: Sure you do. You got one about a month ago.

Chloe:

Chloe: You have to walk away from the past in slow motion as it explodes behind you like in a John Woo movie.