London: (to Maddie)"What are you, fourteen?"
Maddie: "Yes. The same as your IQ."

London: Good news!
Maddie: Me too! I'm finally a dork!
London: Me first: I got a D+ in math!
Maddie: [excited] That's good news!!!!! I am very proud of you
London: Yeah! Thanks to you, I passed. My daddy got me a plasma screen TV!

Barbara: I'm taking five AP classes.
Cody: I'm taking six.
[Barbara steps on Cody's toes.]
Barbara: Oww!
Cody: Steel-toed boots.

London: "Oh, I know all about genealogy. It's where you rub a lamp and get three wishes."

London's catchphrase: "Yay, me!"

[Inside Cody's closet]
Bob: Isn't this awesome?
Jeremy: It's like a little house.
Warren: It's elegant yet casual.
Bob: It's sophisticated yet tasteful.
Zack: I think it's stupid yet stupid.