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MA
09-30-2018, 12:10 PM
I'll put cheese on anything.

- Beverly
MA
03-02-2019, 08:25 PM
Murray: I agree with whatever nonsense your mother just said.
KRW
03-15-2019, 01:33 PM
Murray: I'm so proud of that melon.
AB
03-18-2019, 05:13 PM
Murray:
KRW
03-18-2019, 11:57 PM
Barry: He's a bouncer! He's a bouncer!
AB
03-19-2019, 05:16 PM
Eric & Barry:
Edison
03-21-2019, 02:28 PM
Erica, Adam & Barry:
AB
05-04-2019, 09:37 PM
Adam & Beverly:
MA
05-07-2019, 04:30 AM
Barry: My dream is to become a basketball star, not a nurse.
Ohio8
06-02-2019, 12:21 PM
Beverly: "Honey, I'm your mother. It's my job to strong-arm people into seeing how amazing you are."
AB
06-02-2019, 05:10 PM
Barry:
MA
06-05-2019, 07:04 AM
Do you know how many meals I have cooked for you people? 53,000!

- Beverly
AB
08-09-2020, 03:30 PM
Barry:
MA
10-24-2020, 07:17 PM
Beverly:

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AB
06-22-2021, 07:04 PM
Lainey & Barry:
AB
06-22-2021, 07:08 PM
Beverly:
MA
06-22-2021, 07:12 PM
Beverly: Are you crying?
Adam: No.
Beverly: Who hurt you? Tell me and I will hurt them tenfold.
AB
02-13-2022, 10:12 PM
Beverly:
MA
02-15-2022, 08:41 AM
Barry Goldberg:
Now, I don't wanna make too big a deal outta this, but I do believe it'll be the greatest moment in the history of everything.
AB
04-22-2022, 07:10 PM
Beverly:
MA
05-23-2022, 10:07 AM
Adam Goldberg:
What about the old expression, "happy mom, happy life"?

Murray Goldberg:
The expression is "happy wife, happy life".

Adam Goldberg:
It rhymes! I knew "Happy mom, happy life" was too clunky! God, I'm such a putz!