(Ralph & Ed are at the Raccoon Lodge. They are talking with Freddie Muller.)

Ed: "Hey, we all just got finished talking about all the dumb things that happened at my place of work as well as yours Fred. Now, it's time for Ralph."

(Ralph looks all ashamed.)

Ralph: "We don't have to talk about what happened at my place of work."

Ed: "Okay, we don't. We won't talk about the time that you didn't check if the wipers were working and that you crashed the bus and that you did that two times. We won't talk about the fact that you got held up six times and one of those times, the crooks took $45 and the bus. We won't talk about the time that you went off your route and made all the passengers late for..."

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON."

Fred: "I guess anyone can have a bad day at work."

Ralph: "That is true. I had many bad days on the bus. That is why they made Labor Day so we can all rest and have fun."

Ed: "That is true Ralph-ie boy."

Fred: "This day is meant to celebrate the working person."

Ralph: "That's right. We are all lucky to have jobs and to put food on our tables."

Ed: "Especially you."

Ralph (yells): "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, YOU ARE A RIOT NORTON."

Ed: "All the men and women who work break their backs to put food on the tables."

Fred: "I once worked 90 hours a week."

(Ralph whistles.)

Ralph: "Anyone who works that much deserves all the benefits. We are all in agreement that Labor Day celebrates the working person. They all deserve our respect.)

(Crowd cheers. Then, the characters sing a song about the working person. Crowd cheers.)

(Crowd cheers as Jackie walks on stage.)

Jackie (yells): "GOOD NIGHT! YOU ARE THE BEST!"

(Crowd cheers.)