Murphy: Men are like Dove bars - one is great, two make you throw up.

(About the Lamaze class)
Murphy: "I already know how to breathe and I am the last person who needs lessons on how to push."

(The Birth episode)
Murphy: "Oh god, my body's making milk. It's like one day discovering you can get bacon out of your elbow."

[the night before Corky marries Will]
Corky: [sobbing] I haven't experienced life!
Murphy: I've experienced life, and I'm here to tell you it's overrated.

Murphy: Stop looking at me like that!
Miles Silverberg: Like what?
Murphy: Like Bambi caught in my headlights!

Aretha Franklin quotes on Murphy Brown:

Murphy: Get out of here, you vultures! You're not getting one lousy picture. I've got a *bazooka*! And I'm not afraid to use it!
Corky: Murphy, get in here!

Corky: "Murphy, you may not know this but I'm a virgin."
(Corky sobs and Murphy grins)
Murphy: "Frank owes me fifty bucks."

Kay: Corky, are you in there?

Murphy: Are you alone?

Kay: Yes, I am... for the last ten years, and thanks so much for reminding me!