Miranda: You smell like a... a pine tree.

Gordo: That's because I'm wearing a car air freshener.

Gordo: "It's like Noah's ark, but with fluorescent lighting."

Miranda: "Who celebrates Valentine's Day? It's, like, the dubious holiday ever.."

Lizzie: "I'm wearing his shoelaces."

Ethan Craft:
I got an idea.

Lizzie McGuire:
[as animated version] That's something you don't hear very often!