We'll definitely be back next year. If not, it'll be because an asteroid has destroyed all human civilization. And that's canon.

- Abed

Jeff: Look, we have the strength to survive anything. What's the worst that can happen with Chang?

Abed: A repiloting can be intense. New people show up, regulars shift roles or even fall away. Season 9 of Scrubs, Zach Braff was only in the first six episodes.

Britta: Shirley went to look after her dad in Atlanta and ended up taking a job as a personal chef to a brilliant but troubled southern detective. I told her I'd manage her sandwich shop where she's gone.

Abed: [about the new space simulator] Once we clean it, can we go inside?
Dean: No. That is a job for some upstanding students who are training right now in the simulator simulator.