I put this in a separate thread because I would thought it would get more attention. I bid on a Honeymooners script on eBay. I lost at the last second. But, I saved some of the pics that were used in the auction. I am going to attempt to post the images here. Here goes nothing.

Well, I just watched what is on the fourth page and surprise. THere are some changes. Here is the dialogue that it was changed to:

Alice: "Am I over the hill, Ralph?"

Mike: "Please.please. Let's change the subject."

Ed (to Mike): "Mike, ask him another fun question."

Alice: "Just stick to this question."

Ralph: "Alice, you are jumping to conclusions."

Alice: "You call me a doddering old woman in front of all these people on TV and I'm jumping to conclusions?"

Ralph: "I didn't call you a doddering old lady."

Alice: "Yes, you did."

Ralph: "There, you see that. Right away she says that I called her something that I didn't call her."

Alice: "You did."

Ralph: "Wives are like that. Your wife is probably the same way too. Look you, I didn't call you a doddering old lady. But, you keep this up and..." (making a fist): "...I'll give you something to dodder about."