Post your favorite quotes & lines from iZombie.

Major: "Liv, I am so sorry we didn't get there in time to save your boyfriend."
Liv: "Me too. His name was Levon, and he would still be alive if you hadn't kidnapped me."
Major: "I know. But you wouldn't be."

A Blaine quote:

A Major & Liv line/quote:

Peyton: Still want to run off somewhere where no one knows who you are?

Ravi: "Something's rotten in Denmark. Denmark in this case being the Seattle Police Department."

Major: Liv, I am so sorry we didn't get there in time to save your boyfriend.

A Ravi quote:

Angus: I'm glad your mother isn't alive to see what kind of man you've become.
Baine: Don't say that.

Season 2, Episode 16 - Pour Some Sugar, Zombie

Peyton: If they go through this, they're going to pay, Liv. I will make it my mission.
Liv: Then they should be very afraid. We always said we were going to make big names for ourselves. I guess we should have been a little more specific.

Blaine & Don E - quotes/lines:

Chase: Here's the deal, you have one minute to say your goodbyes. That's 20 seconds each.
Peyton: What?
Clive: Chase, be reasonable.

Ravi: Would you mind if I check inside your ears?
Blaine: Brother, you do what you gotta do. I'll drop trou if you think you can cure this.

A Blaine quote

Liv: Levon is dead. Isobel is dead. Lowell, Drake, I just want to go away somewhere I won't hurt anyone else. Somewhere I can't be hurt.
Ravi: I've got some good news for you. I can make you human.
Liv: Are you serious?
Ravi: 100% serious. 80% in can work.

A Liv quote:

A Clive line/quote:

A Ravi quote:

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I enjoy all the Ravi quotes, he can be really funny at times.

Clive Babineaux: I'm really gonna need a hand with this, so let me know when things get extrasensory.

A Liv & Ravi quote:

Tito: I'm a quarter Cherokee
Liv: Yeah you are.

A Blaine quote:

Ravi: Repeat after me, I will not turn myself in to Fillmore Graves.
Liv: I won't turn myself in.

A Liv quote:

[Agent Bozzio questions Ravi about his roommate Major Lilywhite]
Dale Bozzio: Questioning. You know how this works. You work for the police.
Ravi Chakrabarti: The people I work with usually don't speak much.

Ravi after getting wasted at a club with Liv and Major.

Dale Bozzio: The bodies. Where are they?..... Brooding expressions don't show up on tape. Use your words.

A Ravi quote:

You better not be on a plane back here. You stay there until it's safe. There's going to be a day of reckoning once we run out of brains.

- Ravi

Liv, Ravi & Major quotes/lines

Give this back to Brother Love. Tell him he has a friend at Fillmore Graves.

-Inspector

I was just working up the courage to knock. I should have listened to you. You were right about Chase. You were right about everything.

Major

Blaine: "No one's stopping you, brother. Look, I don't know if you're hungry, but you know what my mom always says?"
Major: "Why'd I stop using birth control?"

I have so many questions. First, why the hot sauce? Is that a zombie thing?
- Ravi

A Liv & Ravi quote/line:

A Major quote:

I don't know how many 'Take Back the Night' self-defense seminars they gave at your sorority house, but I could pretty much take out Batman with a spiral notebook and a student ID card.
- Liv

Clive: "She was a badge bunny."
Olivia: "A what?"
Clive: "A badge bunny. A woman who sleeps with cops. Something about the badge turns them on."
Ravi: (Ravi whispering to himself) "I have a badge!"

Liv: Until that vision, I thought I was the only one.
Blaine: Yeah, until like three seconds ago, so did I

Blaine quotes:

Liv: I was a dead, alabaster badass!
Ravi: I'm performing open-heart surgery on you without anesthesia. You are beyond badass.

A Major quote:

Angus: Enjoy your illusion of power, human.
Clive: Enjoy handcuffs, whitey.

Bartender: "Yeah, Corey Carp. But everyone called him Big Fish."
Liv: "Because he's a big guy and his name is Carp?"
Bartender: [the bartender chuckles] "No. Because everything out of his mouth was a lie."

They have the guns, but we have God on our side.

- Angus

Ravi: Buckshot three times. Detective Benedetto didn't just die he, died hard.
Liv: My expert medical opinion is that he died hard too. It's such beautiful weather today, would you say?
Ravi: Yes, it's a good day to ... die hard.
Clive: Are you two done?

Ravi and Blaine:

Major: Liv, I am so sorry we didn't get there in time to save your boyfriend.
Liv: Me too. His name was Levon, and he would still be alive if you hadn't kidnapped me.
Major: I know. But you wouldn't be.

Liv: "So, multiple victims or victim in multiple pieces?"

Blaine DeBeers: Look, I get that you work here at the brain automat, but for the rest of us, meaning me, procuring brains is kind of a massive undertaking. So I was hoping, from time to time, you might be so inclined as to help a brother out.
Liv Moore: [long stare, then finally] Okay.
Blaine DeBeers: Jeez, that pause was like a year!

Ravi:

Ravi: Hey buddy.
Major: Miss you too.
Ravi: Remarkable. It's like you're preserved in amber.

Blaine:

Major Lilywhite: I got you a little something, Liv.
Liv Moore: [Liv opens the present and gasps] Zombie High, the Complete Second Season!
Ravi Chakrabarti: What's my gift?
Major Lilywhite: Not having to watch that.

Blaine:

Olivia 'Liv' Moore:
So I don't have you to thank for the birthday cake?

Ravi:

Natalie: If this doesn't work... if the cure doesn't happen...
Major Lilywhite: It's going to.
Natalie: But if it doesn't... I don't want to come back as a zombie. Not like this. And definitely not like one of those mindless, drooling monsters you see in the movies.

Blaine:

Blaine:

Liv Moore: Vaughn Du Clark. That man is pure evil. I know that at my very core.
Ravi Chakrabarti: Rationalization isn't just a river in Egypt. No. No, wait. That's denial. Never mind. You should be good.

Clive & Liv:

Clive Babineaux:
Sue's working at a pawn shop downtown. Wanna go for a ride?

Olivia 'Liv' Moore:
Does the one-legged duck swim in circles?

Don E. & Liv:

[Clive asks Rodney Ricks to put his foot up on the table in the interrogation room]

Rodney Ricks:
[Rodney puts it up to Clive] You know, if we were in Baghdad, this would be like me flipping you off.

Rodney Ricks:
[Rodney looks at Liv] Should I put the other one up here, too?

Olivia 'Liv' Moore:
Does this look like your gynecologist office?

Clive:

Blaine DeBeers: Are you ever happy you're a zombie?
Liv Moore: You should know that's a stupid question.
Blaine DeBeers: Is it? Before I became a zombie, I was wasting my life. Human Blaine was a nobody. An underachiever. He was a, he was a joke. Zombie Blaine, though... Zombie Blaine was the man.
Liv Moore: He was a murderer.
Blaine DeBeers: But he was exceptional.

Don E.:

[Major bumps into Liv, who calls him bro when trying to talk to him]
Liv Moore: I’m on frat boy brains at the moment, and everything’s getting filtered through the bro-zone layer.
Major Lilywhite: [Major chuckles] I'm on frat boy brains. 'No big whoop.' Just like you're doing a cleanse. Eating dead people brains.
Liv Moore: It's just a fact of my life right now. Look past it, please. I wanna catch up.
Major Lilywhite: Sorry, bro. No can do.

Blaine:

Blaine:

Liv Moore: [narrating] Yeah, no kidding it'll make you crazy. You spend your life in a comfortable dream state believing in destiny. Then reality snaps you awake like a kick in the teeth. Bad things happen as often as good things. People who think they're meant to be together, aren't. Turns out we're nothing more than chemicals hurtling through space, haphazardly bouncing off each other [there's a knock on Liv's front door] [narrating] Feeling stupid we ever believed there was some grand plan.
[Liv opens the door, seeing an emotional Major on the other side]
Major Lilywhite: I need help.
[the two give each other a tight hug, the two begin to kiss, repeatedly, passionately]

Blaine:

You guys really suck at this.

- Blaine