Jed Clampett: Boy, I'm gonna give you 24 hours to clean up all this mess.

Jethro: Aw come on, Uncle Jed. I'm gonna clean up. I'm gonna set this world on fire!

Jed Clampett: You're gonna clean up alright. Everything. Or you're gonna end up with the seat of your britches on fire.

Jane Hathaway: If you would only display a little generosity: a Christmas bonus, a few gifts!

Milburn Drysdale: I refuse to commercialize Christmas just to kowtow to my pampered employees.