Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: [Mrs. Garrett is giving the girls their mail] And the rest is for Natalie.

Tootie Ramsey: *All* of those?

Blair Warner: Natalie... have you been writing to prisoners again?

Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: [Mrs. Garrett is giving the girls their mail] And the rest is for Natalie.

Tootie Ramsey: *All* of those?

Blair Warner: Natalie... have you been writing to prisoners again?

:lol:

I'd forgotten that one!

:lol:

I'd forgotten that one!

No biggie!

Sue Ann: "You had no right to be eavesdropping, or even to be there... But as long as you were, what else did they say?" :lol:

Jo Polniaczek: There are people who in this world get shoved around and there are people who do the shoving!

Jo Polniaczek: There are people who in this world get shoved around and there are people who do the shoving!

...And Jo managed to shove two teachers right out of Eastland! What a menace! :lol:

Jo Polniaczek: [to Blair] You're so spoiled that if you were milk the date on the carton would be B.C.!

Blair Warner: Turn Blue!

...And Jo managed to shove two teachers right out of Eastland! What a menace! :lol:

:lol: She sure did do a lot of shoving!

But besides Mr. Gideon, who was the other teacher? You don't mean Ms. Gallagher do you, because wasn't she planning to leave on her own, quietly?

:lol: She sure did do a lot of shoving!

But besides Mr. Gideon, who was the other teacher? You don't mean Ms. Gallagher do you, because wasn't she planning to leave on her own, quietly?

Yes, I meant Ms. Gallagher. And though she planned to leave on her own, with dignity, Jo really ruined that for her.

Yes, I meant Ms. Gallagher. And though she planned to leave on her own, with dignity, Jo really ruined that for her.

You're right, that she did!

Poor Mr. Gideon, I hope he managed to start anew somewhere, still in the education field. Sure his handling of her in class was questionable, but to ruin his whole career...yikes...worst thing she ever did.

Natalie Green: Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'm happy being a magic marker!

Natalie Green: Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'm happy being a magic marker!

One of the GREAT lines of Season One! :lol:

You're right, that she did!

Poor Mr. Gideon, I hope he managed to start anew somewhere, still in the education field. Sure his handling of her in class was questionable, but to ruin his whole career...yikes...worst thing she ever did.

Let's hope in a few years, he could find work as a teacher somewhere. That was definitely her worst moment. Even worse than the episode where she broke Blair's watch and acted like it was no big deal.

Blair Warner: I don't go to wing-dings, I go to cotillions!

Jo Polniaczek: Well if that is a dance at the Hillcrest Country Club, then your cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing.

Let's hope in a few years, he could find work as a teacher somewhere. That was definitely her worst moment. Even worse than the episode where she broke Blair's watch and acted like it was no big deal.

Right? I mean she destroyed a man's career; unintentionally, yes, but the ramifications of that, jeez.....ya take the good, ya take the bad, indeed!

Blair Warner: I don't go to wing-dings, I go to cotillions!

Jo Polniaczek: Well if that is a dance at the Hillcrest Country Club, then your cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing.

:lol:

One of Jo's great lines!

Blair: [Trying to remember all of her family members across the nation] Well, there's the Manhattan Warners, there's the South Beach Warners, there's the Palm Beach Warners...

Natalie Green: [Interrupting] What about the ones in Hollywood?

Blair: Who?

Natalie Green: The Warner Brothers.

Natalie:

It sure is exciting. She’s got two first class boyfriends, and one in coach.

Cindy: Who could pass you on the right? You're built like a school bus!

Tootie: "Can I help it if I'm years ahead of my time?"

Blair Warner: Do you know what Jo's real name is? Joanna Marie!
Jo Polniaczek: Only my mother calls me Joanna Marie.

Molly: I'm not a child. I'm a woman.
Arnold: Well, if you're a woman, I'm Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!

[Tootie is a teen model and is ready for her photo shoot]

Tootie Ramsey: Am I a fox or what?

Uh, in a minute, you're gonna be wearing flared teeth!
-Jo

Cindy Webster: [All the girls begin heading up the stairs to teach Cindy how to dance] Sue Ann, thanks a lot for nominating me for Harvest Queen. I love you.

Sue Ann Weaver: [Cindy hugs Sue Ann for a few seconds] Come on.

Blair Warner: [Sue Ann heads up the stairs, Cindy goes to follow her but Blair stops her] Cindy, what's wrong with you?

Cindy Webster: What do you mean?

Blair Warner: All this touching, and hugging girls, and 'I love you'? Boy, are you strange.

Cindy Webster: I didn't mean anything.

Blair Warner: I'll just bet. You better think about what you mean. [Blair shakes her head in disgust as she goes past Cindy to head up the stairs]

Molly: I'm not a child. I'm a woman.
Arnold: Well, if you're a woman, I'm Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!

don’t think I’ve heard that one..

Blair:..hahaha, that Natalie. She calls them like she sees them...Blair Warner is a selfish, egotistical, air-brained witch??!!
Jo: That Natalie. She calls them like she sees them.

Man: I need two for tonight.
Natalie: Which two?

Brenda: Adequate.

Blair: Striking? Like the Polish auto workers?

Jo: IT’S FREEZING! -Jo Polniaczek.

Blair: Old Thunder Thighs is hanging up her spikes.
Sue Ann: And you gave me an idea right where I can stick 'em.

Natalie Green:
Why won't my knee stop shaking?

Blair: That Sue Ann! She should be arrested for vandalism.
Tootie: Yeah! Defacing a national treasure!

Blair Warner:
[reading Natalie's diary aloud in astonishment] 'Blair Warner is an egotistical, selfish, air-brained witch'.

Jo Polniaczek:
That Natalie, she calls 'em like she sees 'em.

GREAT quotes, guys!

Cindy Webster: Come on you guys, it's tug-of-war practice time. We got to get on the ball before we get our brains knocked in.

Blair Warner: Listen, slugger, some of us want to talk about the dance.

[Cindy gets down on one knee and attempts to tie one end of the rope around Blair's left ankle]

Cindy Webster: Now come on. You just plant your foot right here...

[Blair steps back]

Blair Warner: Would you mind not pawing at me? You are strange.

Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: Blair, why are you so happy?

Blair Warner: I'm getting a divorce!

Molly : "I don't trust a system where a man knows more than I do. I want to teach him a few things".

Blair: "Right. And for that, you have to experiment a little"

Blair Warner: My mother's made a date with her latest conquest, Justin Branch. He's a married man! I never want to hear 'like mother, like daughter' again.

Edna Garrett: Oh, but Blair, your mother and Mr. Branch are old friends. They're having an innocent reunion.

Blair Warner: I've lost three fathers because of 'innocent' little reunions like this. I wonder how many husbands I'll go through.

Molly : "I don't trust a system where a man knows more than I do. I want to teach him a few things".

Blair: "Right. And for that, you have to experiment a little"

What a very un-Lisa Whelchel thing to say! :lol:

Blair Warner: My mother's made a date with her latest conquest, Justin Branch. He's a married man! I never want to hear 'like mother, like daughter' again.

Edna Garrett: Oh, but Blair, your mother and Mr. Branch are old friends. They're having an innocent reunion.

Blair Warner: I've lost three fathers because of 'innocent' little reunions like this. I wonder how many husbands I'll go through.

Ah, the very first "family drama" moment on FOL! Blair was so upset she disowned her own mother and got a new one! :lol:

Blair Warner: [insulting Jo's clothes] She must think we're into nostalgia, she's still wearing flared jeans.

Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearing flared teeth!

Cindy Webster: [Cindy gets out a long rope and gets Nancy and Blair to follow her into the center of the room] Come on you guys, it's tug-of-war practice time. We got to get on the ball before we get our brains knocked in.

Blair Warner: Listen, slugger, some of us want to talk about the dance.

Cindy Webster: [Cindy gets down on one knee and attempts to tie one end of the rope around Blair's left ankle] Now come on. You just plant your foot right here...

Blair Warner: [Blair lightly slaps Cindy's hand away from her and steps back a bit] Would you mind not pawing at me? You are strange.

— Blair Warner

Cindy Webster: [Cindy gets out a long rope and gets Nancy and Blair to follow her into the center of the room] Come on you guys, it's tug-of-war practice time. We got to get on the ball before we get our brains knocked in.

Blair Warner: Listen, slugger, some of us want to talk about the dance.

Cindy Webster: [Cindy gets down on one knee and attempts to tie one end of the rope around Blair's left ankle] Now come on. You just plant your foot right here...

Blair Warner: [Blair lightly slaps Cindy's hand away from her and steps back a bit] Would you mind not pawing at me? You are strange.

— Blair Warner

Awww, yes. The first time we see Blair being a jerk on FOL. It won't be the last! :lol:

Blair (on her IQ score): "It can't be me. I have too many other things going for me."

Tootie: "You are right, Blair. It is not you."

Ah, the very first "family drama" moment on FOL! Blair was so upset she disowned her own mother and got a new one! :lol:

She had 3 of them to choose from.

Awww, yes. The first time we see Blair being a jerk on FOL. It won't be the last! :lol:


Wrong Retro!

The first time we see BLAIR being a jerk (as you pointed) is on the pilot: when she tells MRS G, "in my home housekeeper know their place"
in which MRS G answers, "and in my home, so do little girls!"
Ha ha ha that is such a classic and unforgettable lines!:lol::lol::lol:

:clap::clap::clap:

Edna Garrett:
We'll have to find, replacements for, Tootie and me.

Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek:
[Angrily] I don't believe it, I don't believe, you actually letting Tootie, to get away with this!

Blair Warner:
I didn't realize, all someone had to do, to get their way is, to throw a tantrum.

Natalie Green:
Me neither, I've got to work on my, kicking and screaming.

Edna Garrett:
This wasn't a tantrum, girls.

Blair Warner:
All I know, is that I turned down a fabulous date to be here,tonight. We all have, better offers, well...

Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek:
[Cuts Blair off] Don't, say it!

Blair Warner:
The point is, we promised we'd be here, and we're here.

Edna Garrett:
You're absolutely right, Blair. We all, committed ourselves, to this fair and, we all should honor it.

Natalie Green:
[Concerned] And, why are you, letting Tootie go to the concert?

Edna Garrett:
Because,I just don't know, what else to do.

Natalie Green:
You don't know, what to do?

[Sarcastically]

Natalie Green:
Mrs. "always a snappy answer" Garrett doesn't know, what to do?

Edna Garrett:
Girls, you didn't see her. She was, hysterical. Oh, she was gonna get to that concert, if she had to jump out of the window, and run all the way, to the city.

Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek:
Come on, Mrs. Garrett, not Tootie.

Edna Garrett:
That's right. Not, our Tootie. But right now, she's not our Tootie. She's become...

Blair Warner:
[Completes Mrs. Garrett's sentence about Tootie] Fanatic. Well, that's what the word fan, comes from. My mother, told me that, when I threaten to leave home for, King Hussein.

[chuckles and mumbles]

Natalie Green:
Mrs. Garrett, there is nothing wrong, with a little healthy idol worship. Didn't you ever freak over, anyone.

Edna Garrett:
Sure, I swooned over Frank Sinatra. But, this is something else. I remember, these films people crying and screaming, over The Beatles. They were all in such a... frenzy.It scared me. Well, that's the way I felt, just now, with Tootie

Blair Warner:
Do you think, taking Tootie to the concert's, gonna help?

Edna Garrett:
At this point, it's the only thing I can do.

Blair: "I've decided to write an in-depth story defending Nancy Reagan's purchase of new White House China."

Jo: "This isn't a good time for CPR."

Blair Warner:
You know what I find attractive?

Jo Polniaczek:
Someone who tells you you're gorgeous.

Blair Warner:
Don't be ridiculous, they all tell me that!

Blair Warner:
You know what I find attractive?

Jo Polniaczek:
Someone who tells you you're gorgeous.

Blair Warner:
Don't be ridiculous, they all tell me that!


Ha ha ha! BLAIR always know how to answer back at JO! (she really cracks me up!):happyface:happyface:happyface

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Blair:
Y-you mean H-harrison asked you out on a d-d-d-d...

Tootie Ramsey:
DATE, Blair; we call it a DATE!

Jo Polniaczek:
Yeah, to some wing-ding Friday night.

Natalie Green:
Could that be YOUR wing-ding, Blair?

Blair:
Y-you mean H-harrison asked you out on a d-d-d-d...

Tootie Ramsey:
DATE, Blair; we call it a DATE!

Jo Polniaczek:
Yeah, to some wing-ding Friday night.

Natalie Green:
Could that be YOUR wing-ding, Blair?


:clap:clap:clap

Edna Garrett: Alright, girls. What's all the shouting about?

Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Could you tell Mrs. Onassis here to stay out of my way? With her face creams and cologne bottles and hair sprays, I tell ya, I walk in here sometimes and I think I'm in a drugstore. I look around for the checkout stand.

Blair Warner: She should talk. It's not easy sleeping next to Mr. Goodwrench.

Edna Garrett: Alright, girls. What's all the shouting about?

Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Could you tell Mrs. Onassis here to stay out of my way? With her face creams and cologne bottles and hair sprays, I tell ya, I walk in here sometimes and I think I'm in a drugstore. I look around for the checkout stand.

Blair Warner: She should talk. It's not easy sleeping next to Mr. Goodwrench.



BLAIR behaved very badly on this episode, but luckily MRS G straightens her out near the end with her scolding hee hee hee!!!!:lol::lol::lol: (their scene in the living room is a classic!)

:nonono::nonono::nonono:

Cindy Webster: Come on you guys, it's tug-of-war practice time. We got to get on the ball before we get our brains knocked in.

Blair Warner: Listen, slugger, some of us want to talk about the dance.

[Cindy gets down on one knee and attempts to tie one end of the rope around Blair's left ankle]

Cindy Webster: Now come on. You just plant your foot right here...

[Blair steps back]

Blair Warner: Would you mind not pawing at me? You are strange.



BLAIR behaved very badly on this episode, but luckily MRS G straightens her out near the end with her scolding hee hee hee!!!!:lol::lol::lol: (their scene in the living room is a classic!)

:nonono::nonono::nonono:


PS: oops! sorry but i realized that i post this thread in the wrong one lol! (i don't know how it ended up in the other thread???)

Eat your heart out! And don't forget to put ketchup on it.

— Joanne Jo Polniaczek

BLAIR behaved very badly on this episode, but luckily MRS G straightens her out near the end with her scolding hee hee hee!!!!:lol::lol::lol: (their scene in the living room is a classic!)

:nonono::nonono::nonono:


PS: oops! sorry but i realized that i post this thread in the wrong one lol! (i don't know how it ended up in the other thread???)

BLAIR behaved very badly on this episode, but luckily MRS G straightens her out near the end with her scolding hee hee hee!!!!:lol::lol::lol: (their scene in the living room is a classic!)

:nonono::nonono::nonono:

It’s fine! I can put posts in the wrong thread as well.

Jo: (to Natalie)"You're so dumb, you can't spell 'I.Q.'"

Jo: (to Blair)"And you're so spoiled, that if you were milk, the date on the carton would read 'B.C.'"
Blair: "Turn. Blue."

Jo: "In the city, if you make conversation with the wrong stranger, they're draggin' the river."

Jo: "I think I just stumbled into a Farrah Fawcett convention."

Jo: "Blair likes to think of herself as hostess to the world."

Dinah: "This one is right out of the Sweathogs."

Blair: "There is nothing ordinary about me."

Jo: "Guess I'm slippin' in my old age."

Jo: "I think I just stumbled into a Farrah Fawcett convention."


:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Molly: "Mr. Bradley, these are not Blair's kinky panties. Their her fathers".

Molly: "Mr. Bradley, these are not Blair's kinky panties. Their her fathers".

:eek::lol::eek::lol:

Blair Warner:
I don't go to wing-dings, I go to cotillions!

Jo Polniaczek:
Well if that is a dance at the Hillcrest Country Club, then your cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing.

Blair Warner:
I don't go to wing-dings, I go to cotillions!

Jo Polniaczek:
Well if that is a dance at the Hillcrest Country Club, then your cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing.

GREAT line! :lol:

GREAT line! :lol:

Thanks Retro!

BLAIR

Well It couldn’t be me . I’ve got too many other things going for me.

TOOTIE

You’re right, Blair. It’s not you, either!

“Blair Warner: [reading Natalie's diary aloud in astonishment] 'Blair Warner is an egotistical, selfish, air-brained witch'.

Tumpy: ""You don't hit it. It hits you."

Rick Bonner:
[Blocking Blair's path to the youth center office where Jo and Casey are in conference] Excuse me, [pointing to the office] they cannot be disturbed right now.

Blair Warner:
[In here snooty Blair way] And... just who are you?

Rick Bonner:
Oh, I'm Rick Bonner, and I hang out here. How about you?

Blair Warner:
Well, I'm Blair Warner and I *own* here. And I can disturb *anyone* just about *anytime* I please.

Rick Bonner:
[chuckling] I bet your very good at it.

Tumpy: ""You don't hit it. It hits you."

This line always cracks me up!

Jo Polniaczek:
I hit you.

Blair Warner:
No... [sarcastic]

Jo Polniaczek:
But I wanna let you know, I'm never gonna do it again.

From "Out of Peekskill (Part 2)":

Blair: We thought we were a little hard on you. In fact, we were pretty cold.
Natalie: Yeah, but Tootie was the worst.
Tootie: Natalie.
Natalie: You were.
Tootie: Okay, she's right. See, it wasn't you. It's just that you were coming to take Mrs. Garrett's place and... I'm not explaining this well. Um. Okay, I'll make an analogy. Let's pretend you're the devil... And you've been sent from the bowels of the Earth to smite an angel.
Natalie: Tootie isn't our regular spokesperson.

(I especially love that last line of Natalie's here.:))

Tootie Ramsey:
I never thought this would happen in a million years. What am I going to say to Natalie?

Blair Warner:
There's not much you can say when somebody's father dies.

Tootie Ramsey:
But I can't believe it! I mean I went home with Natalie last month and Dr. Green played Monopoly with us.

Jo Polniaczek:
Sometimes it happens that way, Tootie, real fast.

Tootie Ramsey:
What's Natalie going to do? How's she going to feel on Father's Day?

Blair Warner:
A couple of years ago when I thought I was going to lose my mother, I kept thinking 'Who's going to help me pick out my wedding dress? Who's going to go with me when I register at Tiffany's? Who's going to be there, no matter what?'

(Last line of the series.)
Rick: "Okay, smile."

Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: [Mrs. Garrett is giving the girls their mail] And the rest is for Natalie.
Tootie Ramsey: *All* of those?
Blair Warner: Natalie... have you been writing to prisoners again?

Sue Ann: "Oh, and Mister Bradley. If you plan to put some kind of chemical in our food to make ue lose interest in boys, well, it won't work."

"Well, that's the thing with Blair. At first she seems kind of shallow, but once you get to know her you realize that's really the deep part". - Jo Polniaczek