I was watching some old segments and got to thinking-- if we had been in the "social media" phase of life at the time some of these cases occurred, what would those social media updates look like?

Examples:

Friends dared me to sit down! Ha, ha! Curse, schmurse! #ChairOfDeath

Wife brought me a shake for lunch! Score! #SheLikesThemBuff

Barbeque tonight! #ImBringingTheExtraSpicyWings

Is a gallon of bleach too much to clean the floor? #LikeACleanHouse #AskingForAFriend



Feel free to add your own...

They took my baby #YouKnowWhatImSayin

I mean...she was easy to spot in a crowd #shemustbealmost300pounds

Judy Hyams is alive #Omaha

Where is Julie? We're the police...we're lookin for Tim #YOUGOTAWARRENTPAL? #offeryourshoes

#Ourchurchjustexploded

#iwashappytopassitalong

#lookatitomar

#stackforever

#macdonaldguiltyaf

That man has #Jonathan

She thought I was waiting for the phone! #Ididntneedthephoneanyway

Oh, come on. Isn't it "convenient" that his transmission died, suddenly? #Robdidit

OMW to go hike Pendleton MTN, everyone! #NoGutsNoGlory #Iaintafraidofnoheights #GuyGypsum

Sure. And I'm #MichaelJordan #ChicagoBulls #23

Thanks, Mom! #Cleanhouse #Onlywaytolive

#lookatitomar


^That is #legendary

Is a gallon of bleach too much to clean the floor? #LikeACleanHouse #AskingForAFriend

I didn't even notice this one until after I put mine up :'(

BTW, one of mine was written with you in mind :happyface

I didn't even notice this one until after I put mine up :'(

BTW, one of mine was written with you in mind :happyface

He’s suffered enough. #RobIsInnocent

Loch Ness and Lake Champlain #JustCatfishOrOtters

Portraying myself on Unsolved Mysteries! #WhenIsGladysGoingToResumeHerMusicLessons?!?!

I fought with the house and the house won #WhatBonesInMyBackyard?

My UFO photographs are real! #Naysayers

When we set 'em up, they stay set up #Ha #Ha

Keep dropping my fork on the floor, but she won't notice. #ThreeCheesburgers

You got any dope? #KindaTrashy

She said I'll kill you, you son of a, I'll kill you. #Inconvenient #HellLivingWithDottie

Can’t seem to find anything larger than 25lb bag of salt. Any idea
where they sell bigger bags? #LakeWales #Flakes

#iscoredamagicrockandnoitsnotcrack

Loch Ness and Lake Champlain #JustCatfishOrOtters

I'll have you know, Champy is real. #LakeChamplainTruthers

LEAVE THIS TOWN ALONE #ELSICKOS #GONNAPAY

The car is real, sir! #TheDale #CarOfTheFuture 🚗 🚘

Mrs. Charmichael...? #IDK #Ain’tNoWoman

Only two things can come between brothers. 👀 #Money #Woman #AskPat

#hotjocklookingforasomeactionwithjohnnywadd

#hotjocklookingforasomeactionwithjohnnywadd

You’re barking up the wrong tree, buddy.

#liberalbutheteroaf

tell you the truth I don't owe an explaination to anyone but the lord. I'm waiting to hear something and it's from him. I didn't commit a crime so how can I be charged. #simpleasthat#onlyhehastheanswer#ilovethewomantodeath

They’re never gonna get me! #CirclestantiveEvidence

#TheyDidntKnowItHadAnAmbushPlanned. #AlanMann

Delete

#McFallMcFell

Damn, son, that was harsh...

Well, El Duce bailed on me. Anyone else wanna make a quick 50K? #Seattle #Secret #HeHatesHimselfandWantstoDie

Damn, son, that was harsh...

Well, El Duce bailed on me. Anyone else wanna make a quick 50K? #Seattle #Secret #HeHatesHimselfandWantstoDie

Yeah that was insensitive. My bad.

Lisa Penz has #oneeyeonBonnieandtheotheronthecashregister

I just arrived in town from Boise, Iowa #justfillingoutpaperwork #bankchores #grabbingcashinHawaii

Using my psychic powers to solve a murder!

#IKnewThatHeKnewThatIKnewThatHeWasResponsibleForThis

Using my psychic powers to solve a murder!

#IKnewThatHeKnewThatIKnewThatHeWasResponsibleForThis

His follow up tweet to this after it was solved would simply be:

#Oops #MyBad #SorryDarrell

#ElSickos

This thread is hilarious.

#susanyourebeingbadagain

#iknowadopeheadwheniseeone

#dontlookatmyface

#ibrokeherneckjustkidding

#goodluckonyourmathtest

Check out this FB status I located! :eek:

Using my psychic powers to solve a murder!

#IKnewThatHeKnewThatIKnewThatHeWasResponsibleForThis

:lol:

I really despise Ulysses Roberson and his segment has to be one of the strangest and most disturbing segments I remember from the show.

#PsychicCentersBecomeOne

I knew that he knew....I swear I know what case that's from

Its like #turningalightonandturningalightoff

#alargesteak

#yougottaeatfrank

#margaritaaaaasinmexico

#ididnawtkillmahwife

#Sulstahs

#doyouhaveacrucifixthisboyisposessedbythedevil

*Don Decker shares the video for "Real World" by Matchbox 20*

"I wonder what it's like to be the #Rainmaker"