Dr. Smith: "Shall we venture in, gentlemen?"

Dr. Smith: "Makes you feel rather primitive, doesn't it?"
Don: "Next to this, we're still in nursery school."
Dr. Smith: "Quite..."

Dr. Smith: (to The Robot)"Come along, sir."

"Just. You. Wait."

Maureen Robinson: Oh, John, you can't! It's much too dangerous

Don: (to Dr. Smith) "You couldn't manage a flea circus."

Dr. Smith: Never fear, Smith is here.

John: "Smitty?"
Don: "Who else?"

[repeated line]

Dr. Smith: Silence, you ninny.

One of Dr. Smith's catchphrases: "Oh, the pain, the pain."

Dr. Smith: [thinking he has been transported to Hades] Good Heavens!
Morbus: Guess again.

The Robot: "Warning! Warning! Alien spacecraft approaching!"

Judy Robinson: Doctor Smith, please. You're making the Robot very unhappy!

The Robot: "Danger, Danger, Will Robinson!"

Dr. Smith: Silence, you mental midget

Robot: "That does not compute."

Dr. Smith: What day is it?

Robot: The day is Thursday. The month is March. The year is...

Dr. Smith: Never mind the year.

The Robot: Warning! Warning! Alien spacecraft approaching!

Will: "I order you to stop."
Robot: "Destroy! Destroy!"

A Doctor Smith quote:

Dr. Smith: Crepes suzette!

A Dr. Smith quote:

Dr. Smith:

"Oh the pain, the pain."

[to Robot]
Dr. Smith: "Yours is not to question why; yours is to do as I say or die."

Dr. Smith: [thinking he has been transported to Hades] Good Heavens! Morbus: Guess again.

Dr. Smith: "Dreams are the true interpreters of our desires."

Dr. Smith: "Science is a matter of trial and error."

"Never fear, Smith is here!"

Dr. Smith: "Must a man be haunted by a few trivial errors of his past?"

Dr. Smith: [thinking he has been transported to Hades] Good Heavens! Morbus: Guess again.

Dr. Smith: (to Robot)"Spare me the moralizing, you over cautious concoction."

Robot: "...this is a super android!"

IDAK Alpha 12: (repeated line)"Crush, kill, destroy."

Dr. Smith: "...robot is a super mechanic."
Robot: "I do not like to work on foreign imports."

Dr. Smith: "Nothing can be accomplished, Mr. IDAK, without a little sweat and strain."

IDAK Alpha 12: (to Verda)"I have been programmed to kill you. You are Target 1-0-5."

Dr. Smith: (catchphrase)"Bah!"

Dr. Smith: "All the little numbers seem to be in the right place. More or less."

Dr. Smith (to Robot): "I outrank you, sir, and don't you forget it."

Smith: "And besides, nothing can harm you, you ferrous Frankenstein."

Will: "...but that's Dr. Smith. You can't expect him to act like everyone else."

Dr. Smith: "Nothing can harm this mechanical misfit."

Robot: My micromechanism thanks you, my computer tapes thank you, and I thank you.

Dr. Smith: "How exciting."

(Don to Doctor Smith)

Major Don West: "You really need to shut up, Smith!"

Dr. Smith: "I envy you, your journey."

Dr. Smith: [thinking he has been transported to Hades] Good Heavens!

Dr. Smith: "A galactic art vault."

Robot: "...but there is an element that does not compute."

Dr. Smith: "It will be a pleasure, you jangling junkheap."

Dr. Smith: "Silence, you bellicose bumpkin."

Verda: "I have been created to be useful."

Verda: "It is not my function to look nice."

Dr. Smith: "Get thee hence, you ponderous plumber."

The Robot:

Maj. Don West: If you wake up and find me driving, you'll know you're in trouble.

Dr. Smith: (to Robot)"Be still, you babbling birdbrain."

Dr. Zachary Smith: The power pack! Pull out the power pack!

Maureen Robinson: John, look out! Penny, hang on!

Maj. Don West: [Trying to stop Robot from burning through cabin pressure control on wall] He's breaking through!

Dr. Zachary Smith: Pull out the power pack!

Frog Alien: "I know all about your world. It is inhabited by stupid and avaricious people."

Dr. Smith: "Hold your tongue, silly goose."

Dr. Zachary Smith: [Talking on small communicator radio] Aeolis 14 Umbra. Come in please. Do you read me? Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished. What do I do now? What clever instructions do you have for me now? How much more money are you going to pay me for this excursion?

Robot: "Forever is a long time."

Dr. Smith: "Be of good cheer, my frosty friend."

Dr. Smith: Crepes suzette!

Don: "They say a man's, uh, spaceship is his castle."

Dr. Smith: "So true, so true, whatever shall I do?"

Dr. Smith: (sarcastically)"Is it indeed? I could've sworn it was Shakespeare."

John: "Smith, you've done some pretty strange things in the past, but this one tops them all."

Robot: "It is so nice to be loved."

The Robot: Warning! Warning! Alien spacecraft approaching!

(Will tells Robot to play dead.)
Robot: "Play? I'm as good as. This goose is cooked."

Robot: My micromechanism thanks you, my computer tapes thank you, and I thank you.

Will: "This play doesn't need a director, it needs a referee. When you're all ready to take this seriously, call me!"

Archon: "Earth persons are repulsive creatures;..."

Dr. Smith: "He seems radically changed, and not for the better."

Penny: "...it's much too cold for Earth people."

Maureen: "A new Dr. Smith. (pause) Well, if he's anything like the old one, Heaven help us."

The Robot:

The Robot: Warning! Warning! Alien spacecraft approaching!

Robot: "If only my destructor banks were operative."

Don: "Now there's a real pearl of wisdom..."

Robot: "Self-inflicted damage is contrary to my programming."
John: "DO IT!!"
Robot: "You are the boss."

Don: (sarcastically) "That's what I like about you, Smith. Your loyalty."
Will: "They've been imprisoned in a cave by prehistoric aliens."

Don: "'In the infinite meadows of Heaven, blossom the lovely stars,...'"

John: "I don't like the sound of the signals."

Will: (to Dr. Smith) "You call this kindness? It could get us all killed."

Dr. Smith: "Daylight comes swiftly in tropical regions."

Machine: "I am not programmed to destroy. Unfortunately."

Robot: "His reality was no match for ours."

Dr. Smith: Crepes suzette!

Dr. Smith to the Robot:

Dr. Smith: We're doomed!

Dr. Smith:

Dr. Smith

"Oh the pain, the pain!"

Penny and the creature

The Robot: Warning! Warning! Alien spacecraft approaching!

John and the Robot:

Robot: My micromechanism thanks you, my computer tapes thank you, and I thank you.

John: "Sunrise at 9 in the evening?"

Robot: "That does not compute."
Will: "Well, it does to me!"

Don: "Well, that's sufficient data as far as I'm concerned."

Dr. Smith: "'From the depths of Gehenna to the golden throne,...'"

Penny: "I'm scared."
Alien: "Good. More..."

Will: "You can't scare me with your big words."

Don: "Will, he doesn't know much about anything. Period."

Will: "It was your shadow, Dr. Smith."

Dr. Smith: "Someone out there doesn't like me."
Robot: "Affirmative, Dr. Smith, affirmative."
Dr. Smith: "Bah!"

John: "Smith?"
Don: "Who else?"

(Smith removes Robot's power pack.)
Dr. Smith: "There! That will teach you, you tinplated tattletale."

Don: "Whatever it was represents some sort of danger to her."

Robot: "That does not compute."

Robot: (to Chavo)"Gracias, but I am not programmed to accept alcoholic beverages."

Dr. Smith: "...he's no better than a barfly."

Will: (to Charo)"You want to hold her for ransom, don't you?"

Robot: "A likely story."

Robot: "With alien life forms, ours is not to reason why, ours is to do or become permanently deactivated."

Chavo: "The braver the bull, the harder it falls."

Robot: I am sorry, Will Robinson, I am afraid I goofed.

Penny: "The trouble with boys is that you don't have any imagination."

Will Robinson: This is the Jupiter 2, identify yourself, please.

Robot: "Warning! Warning! Extradimensional force field!"

John: (to Chronos)"You've just destroyed an entire civilization. Don't you feel any remorse for that?!"

Chronos: "I'm not a tour agent; I don't deal in time travel."

Chronos: "I should've known better than to trust anyone from Earth."

Robot: "Doctor Smith, back on Earth, in 1997?"
Chronos: "Unfortunately, yes."

Dr. Smith: "...I'm in the prime."

Chronos: "There's no such thing as an honorable truth."
Will: "That's not fair!"

Dr. Smith: "Oh, the insentivities of youth..."

Robot: "Enjoy! Enjoy!"

Dr. Smith:

Robot: "Forgive me for revealing such depressing information."

Don: "We'd better take that advice from our unfriendly host."

Dr. Smith: "Not even a 'thank you,' indeed! Whatever has happened to good manners?"

Dr. Smith: "To be tried by a hanging computer."

Dr. Smith: "I'm too young to die..."

Don: "How do they expect us to work in this heat?"

Creech: "I always have a plan."

Robot: "I was going to make an angel food cake, but I did not think it appropriate for Dr. Smith."

Robot: "It is an old family recipe."

Will: "...it'll be a blast. A real blast."

Will Robinson: This is the Jupiter 2, identify yourself, please.

Dr. Smith:

Will Robinson: This is the Jupiter 2, identify yourself, please.

Dr. Smith: "How gratifying it is to work for the betterment of mankind, to strive for the unattainable."

Don: "You're a four-star goldbrick, Smith..."

Dr. Smith: "Never fear. Smith is here."

Will: "Doctor Smith has some good qualities."

Dr. Smith: (to Don)"If I had the intelligence of a ghost, I'd still be smart compared to you."

Maureen: "If it ever gets to a publisher."

Will: "Can't blame a guy for tryin'."

Robot: "Thoroughly familiar with a bag of wind, right here."
Dr. Smith: "You mean me?"
Robot: "Affirmative."

(to Robot)
Dr. Smith: Yours not to question why; yours to do as I say or die.

Dr. Smith:

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John & The Robot:

Alpha 12: Crush! Kill! Destroy.

Will and The Robot:

Will Robinson: This is the Jupiter 2, identify yourself, please.

Dr. Smith: "Never mind the glinting, tell me about the colors."

Dr. Smith: "Spare me the dreary domestic story."

Robot: "May reach velocity of light squared."

Don: "Wow! That's some pill."

Robot: "What do you want from me? Blood?"

Maureen: "And Judy is just a little too critical."

Will & The Robot:

Dr. Smith : Don't leave me alone. Wait for me!

Dr. Smith:

Dr. Smith: What day is it?
Robot: The day is Thursday. The month is March. The year is...
Dr. Smith: Never mind the year.

Will and the Robot:

Dr. Smith:

Maj. Don West: If you wake up and find me driving, you'll know you're in trouble.

The Robot:

Dr. Zachary Smith: [Talking on small communicator radio] Aeolis 14 Umbra. Come in please. Do you read me? Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished. What do I do now? What clever instructions do you have for me now? How much more money are you going to pay me for this excursion?

Dr. Zachary Smith: [Sees meteor zooming past observation window] Aeolis 14 Umbra, do you know where I am? Do you know? DO YOU KNOW?

[Dr. Smith throws radio to floor, then flips Robot power switch on console only to half way position, then leaves]

The Robot: Incompleted circuit. Incompleted circuit! Damage may result!

[Flips switch back to on position]

The Robot: Damage averted. All systems operative.

Dr. Smith:

Robot: I compute it to be an ionic directional probe searching for receiving outlets.

Robot: "Seriously wrong, Will Robinson."

Don: "Charred medium well. And by a chef who..."

Don: "I wouldn't put it past you, Smith. Sabotage is your favorite sport."

Robot: "The sound I mentioned may be unknockable."

Robot: "I can neither affirm, nor deny, Will Robinson."

Will: "That machine busted our radio network."

Dr. Smith: "Very well, but you're asking for trouble."

Niolani: "Your moral courage is not what is needed here."

Don: "Doesn't look like much of a barrier to me."

Judy: "Women have their privileges in this colony, Don."

Robot: I compute it to be an ionic directional probe searching for receiving outlets.

The Robot: Warning! Warning! Alien spacecraft approaching!

Will: "I can hardly wait to read it."

Dr. Smith: (to Robot) "Mind your manners, ninny, or you'll lose your friends."

Robot: "Cruelty, cruelty, thy name is Smith."

Don: "For once in your miserable life, Smith, try to act like a man."

Will: "The robot's just about the best friend anyone could have, Dr. Smith."

Will: "Wrecked machines. Thousands of 'em!"

Junkman: "I have cornered the intergalactic junk market."

Penny: "Imagine, a whole planet that's nothing but a junkyard."

Junkman: "Nothing ever leaves the junk planet."

Dr. Smith: (to Robot)"Spare me your inept scientific analysis."

Dr. Smith: "In times of danger, sacrifices must be made."

Dr. Smith: "And always remember... The good you do comes back to you."

Dr. Smith: (to Junkman)"Just one moment, you mechanical moron!"

Dr. Smith: "This is indeed the end of everything."

Will: "Dr. Smith has his faults, but everybody does."

(Last line of the series.)
Dr. Smith: "Oh, the pain, the pain.... 'Useless carbon'? We shall see."

Voice of Lunar Tracking Controller: Hello Alpha Control. This is Lunar Tracking Station Copernicus. Jupiter 2 moving at incredible speed! Far off course, beyond range of our tracking instruments!

Alpha Control Technician: White House, this is Alpha Control. Message for president on scrambler. Mr. President, status control on Jupiter 2. As of this moment, the spacecraft has passed the limits of our galaxy. It's presumed to be hopelessly lost in space.

(First lines of the series.)
Narrator: "This is the beginning. This is the day! You are watching the unfolding of one of history's great adventures. Man's colonization of space, beyond the stars."

The Robot:

Dr. Smith: Don't leave me alone. Wait for me!

Will: "Dr. Smith, no one's standing a death watch."

Dr. Smith: "Ohh, the insensitiveness of youth."

Maureen: "Which makes me feel a little like Mrs. Van Winkle."

Dr. Smith: "I do like young people with manners."

Will: "I can't even hear myself think!"

Will: (to Penny)"Did you make the passing grade?"
Penny: "What else?"

Dr. Smith: "I happen to admire symmetry; step aside."

Judy: "I don't feel obsolete."

Dr. Smith:"I prefer the old-fashioned waltz, or a lovely two-step."

Dr. Smith: "Groovy, man, out of sight. Where is the action?"

Alt. John: "We have only one child, and that is Penny."

John: (to Robot)"Don't tell me you're in on the gag."

Penny: "Look, man. We just don't groove to the same vibration. Ciao,
man."

Bartholomew: "How else do you think we can groove without that alien chemistry of yours?"

Dr. Smith: "Groovy, indeed! I prefer the minuet."

Robot: "Man. What a hang up."

[Launching the Jupiter-1]
Major West: And the monkey flips the switch.

Penny: "Where's Alpha Centauri?"
Will: "It's out there, somewhere."

Don: (to Dr. Smith)"If I were you, Colonel, I'd keep my mouth shut."
Judy: "Don!"
Don: "You're responsible for this mess."

Alpha Control Technician: "As of this moment, the spacecraft has passed the limits of our galaxy. It's presumed to be... hopelessly lost in space."

[John] He's going for
the pressure control!

[Don ] Try again
from the other side.

The power pack!
Pull out the power pack!

[Maureen ]
John, lookout!

[Screams]

Penny, hang on!

[ Don ]
He's breaking through!

[ Dr. Smith]
Pull out the power pack!

Robot: I compute it to be an ionic directional probe searching for receiving outlets.

Don: (to John)"Hey, what could be safer than a slew of pleasant purple meadows?"

Dr. Smith: "'On my oath' indeed. We shall see."

John: "On the contrary. There's nothing down there but vegetation."

Dr. Smith:

Will: "Mom, I can't sleep in the daytime like he does."

Penny: "A daffodil, just like on Earth."

Judy: "Oh, we can't leave this terrible place fast enough for me."

Judy: "You mean we're stuck in this dreadful place?"

Robot: "My sensors are also repelled."

Dr. Dmith: "Why didn't I think to order crepes suzette for dessert?"

Robot: "For my friends, I would do anything. Anything."
Dr. Smith: "Blessings on you."

Junkman: "I plan to take your shiiip, and nothing will stop me."

Junkman: "How authorative you Earthlings are."

"I said to cut it out!… Why don’t you stop fooling around and take me to your leader?… You aliens are all alike. You never come out and say what’s on your mind. Never save time and trouble. You’re always trying to scare somebody!… If you’re not going to be sensible about this, please leave. I kind of want to think."