Sitcomwriter
05-27-2002, 11:37 PM
“Crossover”
#1:”Professor Snow and the Mission”
(Prof.Sean Snow is at home watching TV.He’s blowing into a pipe while his wife Victoria is making dinner.We see what he sees on the TV until the woman on the TV stops talking)
Female Anchor:Today Professor Sean Snow announced that he will take a journey to the nearest black hole and along with his calleagues Professors Brandon Notrious,Kelly Kapowski,John-Paul Vitale,Courtney Tyson and Jacob Prairie will explore what around it.And now we’ll go to Todd for Sports
Sean:I don’t see what the big deal is with my mission.It’s JUST a group of people exploring the stuff around the black hole
Victoria:It’s a dangerous mission Sean
Sean:Shut up! Dark Shadows is on
(The Space Station)
Courtney:Why are you so upset Sean?
Sean:It’s my wife she’s she’s just being herself
Voice (Voice):All aboard for trip to black hole
JP:That’s us
(Everybody gets their bags)
Brandon:Buck up Sean.It’s going to be one BUMPY road. Crapity Crap! I’ve got to make a phone call!
Sean:There’s no time
Brandon:I can make a quick one
Sean:Ok you can go
(Everybody boards the ship but Brandon who is talking to his mom on the phone.The ship then starts to go off)
All but Brandon:BRANDON!
Brandon (Looks up):Holy ****! (Hangs up and grabs the rope that Sean and the rest are holding and gets aboard safely) Whew!
Voice (Voice):Now approaching the black hole
Sean:Here we are
(Everybody gets out and makes their way to the black hole.They all fall in one at a time)
All:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(A pillow stops them from getting hurt and they see something they remember from their youth...the set of Three’s Company!)
Sean:Oh my god! I used to LOVE this show
All but Sean:Me too!
Courtney:Oh my god that’s John Ritter
Sean:Hey John!
Jack:John who?
Sean:You.Your John Ritter
Jack:No I’m not
Kelly:Then who are you?
Jack:I’m Jack Tripper
THE END
How was it?
#1:”Professor Snow and the Mission”
(Prof.Sean Snow is at home watching TV.He’s blowing into a pipe while his wife Victoria is making dinner.We see what he sees on the TV until the woman on the TV stops talking)
Female Anchor:Today Professor Sean Snow announced that he will take a journey to the nearest black hole and along with his calleagues Professors Brandon Notrious,Kelly Kapowski,John-Paul Vitale,Courtney Tyson and Jacob Prairie will explore what around it.And now we’ll go to Todd for Sports
Sean:I don’t see what the big deal is with my mission.It’s JUST a group of people exploring the stuff around the black hole
Victoria:It’s a dangerous mission Sean
Sean:Shut up! Dark Shadows is on
(The Space Station)
Courtney:Why are you so upset Sean?
Sean:It’s my wife she’s she’s just being herself
Voice (Voice):All aboard for trip to black hole
JP:That’s us
(Everybody gets their bags)
Brandon:Buck up Sean.It’s going to be one BUMPY road. Crapity Crap! I’ve got to make a phone call!
Sean:There’s no time
Brandon:I can make a quick one
Sean:Ok you can go
(Everybody boards the ship but Brandon who is talking to his mom on the phone.The ship then starts to go off)
All but Brandon:BRANDON!
Brandon (Looks up):Holy ****! (Hangs up and grabs the rope that Sean and the rest are holding and gets aboard safely) Whew!
Voice (Voice):Now approaching the black hole
Sean:Here we are
(Everybody gets out and makes their way to the black hole.They all fall in one at a time)
All:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(A pillow stops them from getting hurt and they see something they remember from their youth...the set of Three’s Company!)
Sean:Oh my god! I used to LOVE this show
All but Sean:Me too!
Courtney:Oh my god that’s John Ritter
Sean:Hey John!
Jack:John who?
Sean:You.Your John Ritter
Jack:No I’m not
Kelly:Then who are you?
Jack:I’m Jack Tripper
THE END
How was it?