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Sitcomwriter
05-27-2002, 11:37 PM
“Crossover”
#1:”Professor Snow and the Mission”

(Prof.Sean Snow is at home watching TV.He’s blowing into a pipe while his wife Victoria is making dinner.We see what he sees on the TV until the woman on the TV stops talking)

Female Anchor:Today Professor Sean Snow announced that he will take a journey to the nearest black hole and along with his calleagues Professors Brandon Notrious,Kelly Kapowski,John-Paul Vitale,Courtney Tyson and Jacob Prairie will explore what around it.And now we’ll go to Todd for Sports

Sean:I don’t see what the big deal is with my mission.It’s JUST a group of people exploring the stuff around the black hole

Victoria:It’s a dangerous mission Sean

Sean:Shut up! Dark Shadows is on

(The Space Station)

Courtney:Why are you so upset Sean?

Sean:It’s my wife she’s she’s just being herself

Voice (Voice):All aboard for trip to black hole

JP:That’s us

(Everybody gets their bags)

Brandon:Buck up Sean.It’s going to be one BUMPY road. Crapity Crap! I’ve got to make a phone call!

Sean:There’s no time

Brandon:I can make a quick one

Sean:Ok you can go

(Everybody boards the ship but Brandon who is talking to his mom on the phone.The ship then starts to go off)

All but Brandon:BRANDON!

Brandon (Looks up):Holy ****! (Hangs up and grabs the rope that Sean and the rest are holding and gets aboard safely) Whew!

Voice (Voice):Now approaching the black hole

Sean:Here we are

(Everybody gets out and makes their way to the black hole.They all fall in one at a time)

All:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(A pillow stops them from getting hurt and they see something they remember from their youth...the set of Three’s Company!)

Sean:Oh my god! I used to LOVE this show

All but Sean:Me too!

Courtney:Oh my god that’s John Ritter

Sean:Hey John!

Jack:John who?

Sean:You.Your John Ritter

Jack:No I’m not

Kelly:Then who are you?

Jack:I’m Jack Tripper

THE END
How was it?

Notorious
05-29-2002, 12:08 AM
honestly?

well, i chuckled.

JT
05-29-2002, 01:30 PM
I'm laughing at how geekingly stupid it is!!!!!!!!

IF YOU DON'T TAKE ME OUT OF THAT SPIN-OFF I WILL REPORT YOU TO TJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Central Perk
05-29-2002, 04:02 PM
it was ok....I guess.

Sitcomwriter
06-01-2002, 07:36 PM
Ok your out JT and it's not a spinoff it's a mini-series!

Sitcomwriter
06-01-2002, 07:57 PM
Upcoming episodes will include Joyce Dewitt and Priscilla Barnes as Janet and Terri!

Kay Scarpetta
06-02-2002, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by JT
I'm laughing at how geekingly stupid it is!!!!!!!!

IF YOU DON'T TAKE ME OUT OF THAT SPIN-OFF I WILL REPORT YOU TO TJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, get me outta there! I never gave you permission to put me in there.

Take Trixie out

Sitcomwriter
06-02-2002, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Yeah, get me outta there! I never gave you permission to put me in there.

Take Trixie out

Your not in there

Beruche
06-05-2002, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Sitcomwriter


Your not in there

She was...

Sitcomwriter
06-06-2002, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Sitcomwriter

Female Anchor:Today Professor Sean Snow (Burke Snow Winters)announced that he will take a journey to the nearest black hole and along with his calleagues Professors Brandon Notrious (Notorious),Kelly Kapowski (Sitcomgurl89),John-Paul Vitale (Sitcomwriter)Courtney Tyson (BubbleLub whatever it is!) and Jacob Prairie (FOLRocks1) will explore what around it.And now we’ll go to Todd (TJ) for Sports



I broke it down for you.NO TRIXIE!

Sitcomwriter
06-06-2002, 02:38 PM
Wait before it was edited the wife's nae was Trixie but NOT you!

ClassicComedyFan2
06-08-2002, 04:15 PM
Only mildly amusing in my opinion, and awfully short.