Lucy: Now I know why they call them tellers. They go around blabbing everything they know.

Lucy: Ever since we said "I Do" there are so many things we don't.

Lucy: I may not be able to understand what you say when you say it, but before you say it, I can understand what your saying perfectly.

Lucy: Oh, just show her money and she'll do anything. She is the greediest, the penny-pinchingest, the....Caroline, how are you, Dear?

Lucy: He's baba'd his last lu!

Lucy: Can't I be an American tourist who's homesick for America and that's why I'm blue?

Lucy: Ever since they had lunch here, they've been thick as thieves. What's so hot all of a sudden about being born in Albuquerque? I could have been born there myself if my parents didn't live in Jamestown!

Lucy: Sure, I wanted him to forget my birthday, but he forget my birthday!