A little attempt at humor folks, one of my dreams is to write for Letterman...

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE WATCHING A REALLY BAD TV SHOW

10. Before the show starts, the announcer says, “And now, a good excuse to go read to your kids.”
9. The show “Jumps The Shark” after the opening credits.
8. All the "space alien "characters are just guys wearing those springy eyeball glasses.
7. The sexy, romantic leading man is Andy Dick.
6. They do their cliffhanger season finale at the end of the premiere episode.
5. Tori Spelling turned down a part in it.
4. Every week, it gets trounced in the ratings by that hair remover infomercial.
3. You try to tape the program, and the VCR bursts into flames.
2. There is a baby named Bob.
1. The title – "That Sucky Show."