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Sitcomwriter
05-24-2002, 12:04 AM
Title:"That's Cher!"

Cast:
Cher as Caitlin "Cher" Rougester
Chasity Bono as Tilly "Tills" Rougester-Barnt
Kevin Dunn as Robert Baxter
Stevie Nicks as Eartha Mcweywell
Sean Hayes as Sean "Sonny" Day
Paul Reiser as Tyrone Rumpnett
Christina Ricci as Christine Tartakoff
Ed Asner as Ed West
Britney Spears as Britney Merf-West
Amy Jo Johnson as Judy Elderstein
Evan Rachel Wood as Marcy Rougester-Barnt
Camryn Manheim as Allison "Ally" Barnt-Rougester
Tara Reid as Terri Mccall
Adam Sandler as Adam Dalltirisk
Natalie Portman as Natalie Duvall


Plot:The home and work life of 50-something single mother record Producer Caitlin Rougester who everybody delightfully calls "Cher" whoose daughter is a lesbian living with her wife and raising an adopted 14 year old girl who shows signs of Lesbianism herself.At work she deals with Geeky Adam Dalterisk,Bitchy singers Judy and Britney,Chavernistic Tyrone,Slutty Christine,Mean Boss Ed West,Britney's much older husband,MTV Wannabe Terri and her best friend and roommate Eartha who she love to death at home...but hates at work! She also has another daughter who's a snotty diva of an actress. They live in California.

Years:2002-2007 (5 Seasons)

Theme Song:(Sung by Cher) "This is a song for the lonely can you hear me tonight? For the broken hearted I'll be on your I'll be on your side! A song for the lonely A song for the lonely can you hear me?"

Sitcomwriter
05-24-2002, 12:16 AM
"That's Cher!"
Season 1
1.Chering Dreams-FOLrocks1
Ally,Tilly and Cher each have dreams about Marcy first date which is approaching.
2.Devine Secrets of the Baha Brotherhood-FOLrocks 1
Cher's brother visits and reveals that he's gay.
3.Chering Germs-Sitcomwriter
Cher is sick but doesn't think she is.Eartha tells her not to go to work but she goes anyway and gets everybody sick.
4.Natalie's Full-Frontal Plan-Sitcomwriter
Natalie is offered money to pose for a dirty magazine
5.Chering Toys-FOLrocks1
Tilly asks Marcy to donate her old baby toys but Marcy doesn't want to.
6.Fired-FOLrocks1
Cher fears for her life that she is going to get fired after she accidently gives her boss a paper calling him a jackass.
7.Chering Thanksgiving-FOLRocks1
Cher plans a luxorious Thanksgiving dinner but is depressed after Robert is the only one who shows up.
8.Run Away (1)-Sitcomwriter
Marcy runs away.
9.Run Away (2)-Sitcomwriter
Cher discovers where Marcy ran away to.
10.Halloween 2000-FOLRocks1
Cher has a nightmare.
11.Return of Dad (1)-FOLRocks1
Cher's ex-husband Cox visits for Natalie's Birthday.
12.Return of Dad (2)-FOLRocks1
Natalie's birthday party is ruined after Cher gets in a fight with Cox.
13.Rekindled (1)-Sitcomwriter
Cher and Cox get back together.
14.Rekindled (2)-Sitcomwriter
Cher discovers Cox's mistress.
15.Lights,Camera,Your Cancelled!-FOLRocks1
Natalie gets her own sitcom but it's cancelled after only 2 weeks.
16.Back to School (1)-FOLrocks1
Cher is forced to go back to high school.
17.Back to School (2)-FOLrocks1
Cher falls for a high school student.
18.The Trip (1)-Sitcomwriter
Cher wins the Lottery.
19.The Trip (2)-FOLRocks1
Cher takes Tilly,Ally and Marcy on a cruise that turns out to be all gay.
20.Out of the Job-FOLrocks1
Eartha loses her job
21.Dating Marcy-FOLrocks1
Marcy becomes close to another woman!
22.Cher remembers her Prom-FOLrocks1
Cher escourts a high school senior to his prom.
23.Live,Love and Eat!-Sitcomwriter
Cher goes to see a taping of a cooking show.
24.The Note-FOLrocks1
Cher finds out that Cox's mistress is dying.
Season 2
25.On my Way (1)-FOLrocks1
Cher daydreams about getting back together with Cox on her way to visit him.
26.On my Way (2)-FOLrocks1
Cher has another daydream about Cox on her way to visit him but this one isn't positive.
27.To kill a hummingbird-FOLrocks1
Natalie's directorial debut is a bust.
28.Ixnay the Oxtay-FOLrocks1
Cher buys a Cattle Ranch.
29.I wish I were in Dixie-FOLrocks1
Cher wins a lifetime supply of Dixie cups!
30.Wide Open Trading Spaces-Sitcomwriter
Cher appears with Robert on "Trading Spaces".
31.Chering Food-Sitcomwriter
Cher thinks it's gross the way that Tilly and Ally share food.
32.Stayin' Aleave-FOLrocks1
Cher tries to cure a headache.
33.Preggers! (1)-FOLrocks1
Natalie might be pregnant.
34.Preggers! (2)-FOLrocks1
Natalie has a dream about when/if she gives birth.
35.Preggers! (3)-FOLrocks1
Natalie isn't pregnant.

Notorious
06-01-2002, 02:48 PM
Cher's daughters name is Chastity. She was named after the movie, Chastity.

FOLrocks1
06-08-2002, 07:53 PM
Hey Sitcomwriter, are you still going to do this? If not I'd really LOVE to do it. If you still are, can I write with you?

Sitcomwriter
06-08-2002, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by FOLrocks1
Hey Sitcomwriter, are you still going to do this? If not I'd really LOVE to do it. If you still are, can I write with you?

Sure Jacob what the heck!

FOLrocks1
06-08-2002, 10:21 PM
okay cool!

FOLrocks1
06-09-2002, 02:22 PM
I like these stories! I'm going to start writing soon! I think this show will be really cool! Will you IM me or PM me and give me a better description about all of the people, like how they act and their personalties?

FOLrocks1
06-09-2002, 02:31 PM
KJust IM me. I have a few questions.

FOLrocks1
06-09-2002, 06:26 PM
Here is the show logo. Do you like?

Notorious
06-15-2002, 04:11 PM
i like the logo. but, it makes cher seems to say "look at me, i'm gay and i'm proud". it's not her fault that plastic surgery and heavy make up made her look like a man in drag! maybe she should stop dressing like it. well, i like the idea of the show and everything, accept for everyone has there real-life names! (what's up with that sitcomwriter??) and the name of the show, That's Cher. It's not cool, i say u change it. and, change some of the plots for episodes, they're used and outdated, in way too many shows!

Notorious
06-15-2002, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
Title:"That's Cher!"

Cast:
Cher as Caitlin "Cher" Rougester
Chasity Bono as Tilly "Tills" Rougester-Barnt
Kevin Dunn as Robert Baxter
Stevie Nicks as Eartha Mcweywell
Sean Hayes as Sean "Sonny" Day
Paul Reiser as Tyrone Rumpnett
Christina Ricci as Christine Tartakoff
Ed Asner as Ed West
Britney Spears as Britney Merf-West
Amy Jo Johnson as Judy Elderstein
Evan Rachel Wood as Marcy Rougester-Barnt
Camryn Manheim as Allison "Ally" Barnt-Rougester
Tara Reid as Terri Mccall
Adam Sandler as Adam Dalltirisk
Natalie Portman as Natalie Duvall


Theme Song:(Sung by Cher) "This is a song for the lonely can you hear me tonight? For the broken hearted I'll be on your I'll be on your side! A song for the lonely A song for the lonely can you hear me?"

for the 2nd time! it's CHASTITY! and, to correct your innocorrect lyrics. it's "This is a song for the lonely, can you hear me tonight?, for the broken hearted, BATTLE SCARRED, I'll be BY your, i'll be BY your side! A song for the lonely A song for the lonely can you hear me?"

i fixed the incorrect parts of the lyrics, but stayed true to how it was put together by you. before u go showing ur ideas off, make sure everything is correct!

Notorious
06-15-2002, 04:43 PM
i hope u 2 don't mind, but i made my own version of the logo! i hope u use it!

StrudelBone
06-15-2002, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by Notorious


for the 2nd time! it's CHASTITY! and, to correct your innocorrect lyrics. it's "This is a song for the lonely, can you hear me tonight?, for the broken hearted, BATTLE SCARRED, I'll be BY your, i'll be BY your side! A song for the lonely A song for the lonely can you hear me?"

i fixed the incorrect parts of the lyrics, but stayed true to how it was put together by you. before u go showing ur ideas off, make sure everything is correct!

God, someones picky. Take someone elses show and pick every little mistake apart. :rolleyes:

Notorious
06-15-2002, 06:35 PM
why don't u lay off, u piece of...i'll stop at that. u don't have to follow me around, criticizing what i say! do u really have to start bugging me, cuz i don't agree with you on Scooby-Doo????!!!!!

FOLrocks1
06-15-2002, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by StrudelBone


God, someones picky. Take someone elses show and pick every little mistake apart. :rolleyes:

Yes! VERY picky! So he made a mistake!!

Sitcomwriter
06-15-2002, 10:58 PM
I updated the episode guide!

FOLrocks1
06-17-2002, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
"That's Cher!"
Season 1
1.Chering Dreams-FOLrocks1
Ally,Tilly and Cher each have dreams about Marcy first date which is approaching.
2.Devine Secrets of the Baha Brotherhood-FOLrocks 1
Cher's brother visits and reveals that he's gay.
3.Chering Germs-Sitcomwriter
Cher is sick but doesn't think she is.Eartha tells her not to go to work but she goes anyway and gets everybody sick.
4.Chering Food-Sitcomwriter
Cher thinks it's gross the way that Tilly and Ally share food.
5.Chering Toys-FOLrocks1
Tilly asks Marcy to donate her old baby toys but Marcy doesn't want to.
6.Fired-FOLrocks1
Cher fears for her life that she is going to get fired after she accidently gives her boss a paper calling him a jackass.
7.Chering Thanksgiving-FOLRocks1
Cher plans a luxorious Thanksgiving dinner but is depressed after Robert is the only one who shows up.
8.Run Away (1)-Sitcomwriter
Marcy runs away.
9.Run Away (2)-Sitcomwriter
Cher discovers where Marcy ran away to.
10.Halloween 2000-FOLRocks1
Cher has a nightmare.
11.Return of Dad (1)-FOLRocks1
Cher's ex-husband Cox visits for Natalie's Birthday.
12.Return of Dad (2)-FOLRocks1
Natalie's birthday party is ruined after Cher gets in a fight with Cox.
13.Rekindled (1)-Sitcomwriter
Cher and Cox get back together.
14.Rekindled (2)-Sitcomwriter
Cher discovers Cox's mistress.
15.Lights,Camera,Your Cancelled!-FOLRocks1
Natalie gets her own sitcom but it's cancelled after only 2 weeks.
16.Back to School (1)-FOLrocks1
Cher is forced to go back to high school.
17.Back to School (2)-FOLrocks1
Cher falls for a high school student.
18.The Trip (1)-Sitcomwriter
Cher wins the Lottery.
19.The Trip (2)-FOLRocks1
Cher takes Tilly,Ally and Marcy on a cruise that turns out to be all gay.
20.Out of the Job-FOLrocks1
Eartha loses her job
21.Dating Marcy-FOLrocks1
Marcy becomes close to another woman!
22.Cher remembers her Prom-FOLrocks1
Cher escourts a high school senior to his prom.
23.Live,Love and Eat!-Sitcomwriter
Cher goes to see a taping of a cooking show.
24.The Note-FOLrocks1
Cher finds out that Cox's mistress is dying.
Season 2
25.On my Way (1)-FOLrocks1
Cher daydreams about getting back together with Cox on her way to visit him.
26.On my Way (2)-FOLrocks1
Cher has another daydream about Cox on her way to visit him but this one isn't positive.
27.To kill a hummingbird-FOLrocks1
Natalie's directorial debut is a bust.
28.Ixnay the Oxtay-FOLrocks1
Cher buys a Cattle Ranch.
29.I wish I were in Dixie-FOLrocks1
Cher wins a lifetime supply of Dixie cups!
30.Wide Open Trading Spaces-Sitcomwriter
Cher appears with Robert on "Trading Spaces".
31.Natalie's Full-Frontal Plan-Sitcomwriter
Natalie is offered money to pose for a dirty magazine.
32.Stayin' Aleave-FOLrocks1
Cher tries to cure a headache.
33.Preggers! (1)-FOLrocks1
Natalie might be pregnant.
34.Preggers! (2)-FOLrocks1
Natalie has a dream about when/if she gives birth.
35.Preggers! (3)-FOLrocks1
Natalie isn't pregnant.

Okay, That just confused the hell out of me. Can I post my version of the episode guide when i get it finished?

FOLrocks1
06-17-2002, 02:03 PM
Here is my version of the episode guide: (I replaced episodes that i didn't want to do 10, 15, 16, 17, 20, 21)

That's Cher! Episode Guide
Season 1
1. Chering Dreams - FOLrocks1
Ally,Tilly and Cher each have dreams about Marcy first date which is approaching.
2. Devine Secrets of the Baha Brotherhood - FOLrocks 1
Cher's brother visits and reveals that he's gay.
3. Chering Germs - FOLrocks1
Cher is sick and everbody tells her that but she goes to work anyway and gets everybody else sick.
4. Chering Food - Sitcomwriter
Cher thinks it's gross the way that Tilly and Ally share food. 5. Chering Toys - FOLrocks1
Tilly asks Marcy to donate her old baby toys but Marcy doesn't want to.
6. Fired - FOLrocks1
Cher fears for her life that she is going to get fired after she accidently gives her boss a paper calling him a jackass.
7. Chering Thanksgiving - FOLRocks1
Cher plans a luxorious Thanksgiving dinner but is depressed after Robert is the only one who shows up.
8. Run Away (1) - Sitcomwriter
Marcy runs away.
9. Run Away (2) - Sitcomwriter
Cher discovers where Marcy ran away to.
10. Halloween of '02 - FOLrocks1
Cher has a strange Halloween dream.
11. Return of Dad (1) - FOLRocks1
Cher's ex-husband Cox visits for Natalie's Birthday.
12. Return of Dad (2) - FOLRocks1
Natalie's birthday party is ruined after Cher gets in a fight with Cox.
13. Rekindled (1) - Sitcomwriter
Cher and Cox get back together.
14. Rekindled (2) - Sitcomwriter
Cher discovers Cox's mistress.
15. Lights, Camera, Cancelled! - FOLrocks1
Natalie gets her own TV sitcom, but it is gone after only 2 episodes.
16. The Party with a lot of Kissing - FOLrocks1
Marcy attends a make-out party. Tilly and Ally follow her there and find out what is really going on.
17. The Price is Wrong - FOLrocks1
Cher goes to a taping of The Price is Right. She ends up on the show and on stage.
18. The Trip (1) - Sitcomwriter
Cher wins the Lottery.
19. The Trip (2) - FOLRocks1
Cher takes Tilly,Ally and Marcy on a cruise that turns out to be all gay.
20. Surprise Party - FOLrocks1
Cher and Ally throw Tilly a surprise party. Tilly get's really angry.
21. Out of the Job - FOLrocks1
Eartha gets fired because she recorded over an important tape.
22. Cher Remembers Her Prom - FOLrocks1
Cher escourts a high school senior to his prom.
23. Live, Love, and Eat! - Sitcomwriter
Cher goes to see a taping of a cooking show.
24. The Note - FOLrocks1
Cher finds out that Cox's mistress is dying.

XoVanillaRain90oX
06-21-2002, 12:15 PM
very cool guys ;)

Sitcomwriter
06-21-2002, 01:49 PM
Jacob,I slightly changed the episode guide replacing "Chering Food" with "Natalie's full-frontal plan" as 4th episode!