Frank Gannucci
02-16-2018, 11:11 AM
A Honeymooners President's Day skit:
(Ralph & Ed are looking at portraits of former U.S. Presidents.)
Ralph: "Hey Norton, take a look at this portrait of Barack Obama."
Ed: "It looks totally lifelike."
Ralph: "Also take a look at George Washington."
Ed: "Man that hairstyle and attire is so dated."
Ralph: "Well, some people will say that that look that he has is better than the look of our current President."
Ed: "The look of our current President considerating his popularity may make people hurl."
(Ralph & Ed laugh.)
Ralph: "I wonder what the old Presidents think of Trump. But, let's just say this. The job of U.S. President is the most stressful job in the world. Many of the Preisdents have aged more in their term(s) than they should of."
Ed: "That job may take years off your life."
Ralph: "They deserve to have their days. It just proves what I have always said: 'Every President has his day.'"
Ed: "Those Presidents probably hate our current President and wish he got impeached."
Ralph: "Well when Trump leaves office, I guarantee you that within 10 years, people will cheer him. Time heals all wounds."
Ed: "You know that considerating all the people who once yelled at you for causing bus accidents."
Ralph: "Ooooh, you are a riot Norton. But every Presidents should have their own day."
(They sing a song about Presidents having their own day.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT."
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph & Ed are looking at portraits of former U.S. Presidents.)
Ralph: "Hey Norton, take a look at this portrait of Barack Obama."
Ed: "It looks totally lifelike."
Ralph: "Also take a look at George Washington."
Ed: "Man that hairstyle and attire is so dated."
Ralph: "Well, some people will say that that look that he has is better than the look of our current President."
Ed: "The look of our current President considerating his popularity may make people hurl."
(Ralph & Ed laugh.)
Ralph: "I wonder what the old Presidents think of Trump. But, let's just say this. The job of U.S. President is the most stressful job in the world. Many of the Preisdents have aged more in their term(s) than they should of."
Ed: "That job may take years off your life."
Ralph: "They deserve to have their days. It just proves what I have always said: 'Every President has his day.'"
Ed: "Those Presidents probably hate our current President and wish he got impeached."
Ralph: "Well when Trump leaves office, I guarantee you that within 10 years, people will cheer him. Time heals all wounds."
Ed: "You know that considerating all the people who once yelled at you for causing bus accidents."
Ralph: "Ooooh, you are a riot Norton. But every Presidents should have their own day."
(They sing a song about Presidents having their own day.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT."
(Crowd cheers.)