What are your favorite quotes from Rescue 911 episodes? Here are some of the funniest I think:

"I'd give my sister a 9 out of 10"

"That was the first real adventure she'd been on"

"Move this damn train!"

"In New York, they have rats the size of chihuahuas"

"I didn't know where that was or what it is"

"Feel free to drop in anytime!"

"New Yorkers have a reputation for being cold and heartless and wouldn't help their neighbors, and to a certain extent that's true..."

Some more gems:

"I named it the Mule Intersection."

"We were going 50 miles an hour." (girl on go-kart)

"I'll forgive him in 2 years."