A Honeymooners New Year's Eve:

(The Kramdens and Nortons are at the Raccoon Lodge for New Year's Eve.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph, what are your New Year's Resolutions?"

Ralph: "Oh, they are to play better pool, improve my bowling performance and to eat a new kind of pizza every time I eat pizza."

Ed: "Great. Mine are to watch more TV-Y rated cartoons..."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ed: "...wear more kids t-shirts and get that DVD Box Set of Captain Video and His Video Rangers."

Ralph: "Norton, you are going through a very trying time. Alice thinks that I should lose more weight and go to a gym. Haha! What fun is working out? None."

Ed: "The last time we were in the gym was the only time. I remember when you dropped the 10 pound weight on your foot and screamed like a wounded lion."

Ralph: "Oh, I didn't scream that loud."

Ed: "You didn't? How come most of the windows broke due to the sound?"

Ralph: "Norton, you are a mental case."

(The girls come by.)

Alice: "Ralph, don't eat too much. It will only make the job of making you to look like a human being harder."

Ralph: "You are dying to go to the moon aren't you?"

Trixie: "Oh, I can't believe that 2018 is almost here."

Ralph: "Hey, after the ball drops, lets all ring in 2018 by watching WPIX's marathon of The Honeymooners."

Ed: "Good idea."

(The Head Raccoon comes by.)

Head Raccoon: "I hope that you people don't drink too much."

Ed: "I might. I get typsy just reading the labels on beer bottles."

(Freddie Muller comes by.)

Fred: "Hey Ralph, let's all hope that 2018 is a better year than 2017. I wonder if we will get any technological advancements like a Smart Beer maker?"

(Ralph laughs.)

Ralph: "I would love that. Oh, one New Year's Resolution that I would like to make is that I will not get into any fights with anyone."

Ed: "The ball is dropping. Everyone count down."

All (yell): "10...9...8...7...."

Ed (yells): "THE CHAMPAGNE IS NOT KORBEL."

(Ralph laughs.)

All (yell): "...2...1..."

(To be continued.)