Mon---BIRDS, BEES, AND BUFFY

Bill tries to answer the twins' question "Where do babies come from?".

Tue---FIRST LOVE

Uncle Bill and Buffy share a common problem---unrequited love.

Wed---GO HOME, MR FRENCH

French has problems deciding whether to return to England.

Thu---ARTHUR, THE INVISIBLE BEAR

Bill is concerned about Jody's new pet---a gigantic and invisible bear.

Fri---THE OTHER CHEEK

Bill's advice is needed when another girl starts bullying Jody.


Note: For the record, I do not intend to watch the new "Family Affair" this fall. Some things should just be left alone!