...to go 0-16!

The NFL should just jump in and fold this franchise, the Cleveland Clowns are a ****ing joke and will NEVER go to the Super Bowl!

And to celebrate...a parody of "You're Sixteen" called "The Cleveland Clowns"!

1-I can't call them a team, I know I sound mean, but their seasons are a waste of time!
They're 0-16, they're pitiful, but not mine!
2-I think they're named after turds, not Paul Brown for the word, been rebuilding since 99!
They're 0-16, they're pitiful, but not mine!
Bridge 1-They can't win, not even in OT! Haslam seems to be bothering me!
The NFL must intervene, because of what's happening in The sad Factory!
3-Unlike the 08 Lions, we've been on skid row since around 2009!
They're 0-16, they're pitiful, but not mine!
Bridge 2-Manziel was on a swan, but he was a lame-duck! Another QB that's get us ****ed!
Umpteenth Coach who's name is Hue! He should jump in Lake Erie in the cold and nude!
4-Haslam wants them to blow, and we want his ass to go, and take this Cleveland Browns Franchise!
Still 0-16, they're pitiful, and...and...hey at least we have the Indians and the Cavaliers! And to be honest, I won't freeze my ass at the 0-16 parade! 18 seasons with these Cleveland Clowns, the 1976 Buccaners had an excuse because they were an expanding franchise! The 2008 Lions had a better season prior to that...what did the 2017 Clowns have? That guy is right! They Suck As Worse Than...Something Can Suck! The OSU Buckeyes can beat this team!...

Okay...I'm done with that!