(Ralph & Ed are walking down the street into a pizzeria.)

Ralph: "This is when we can finally shut up that Harvey and George for good. I am entering a pizza eating contest with him with the loser, which will be him, has to dress like a turkey and walk down the street in New York."

Ed: "You won't be putting on that turkey costume Ralph."

Ralph: 'Thank you Norton."

Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"

Ralph (looks sternly at Ed): "Oooooh, you are a REAL RIOT NORTON! A REAL RIOT!"

Ed: "Hey, remember what Alice said that how this idea is stupid considerating that it is all over social media that Harvey has won 10 pizza eating competitions?"

Ralph: "She is wrong. I will not lose. That Harvey is not as smart as me."

(They enter the pizzeria. All of Ralph's & Ed's friends are there as well as Harvey and George.)

Harvey: "I see that you weren't too chicken to show up. If you were, I was going to come get you."

Ed: "A pox on you and your ancestors."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Harvey: "Get ready to lose Ralph."

Ralph: "You better get ready to lose. I have a feeling that I am going to eat like I never have before."

Harvey: "In other words, you are only going to eat a few slices?"

Ed: "Is that true Ralph?"

Ralph (yells): "NO!" (normally): "This time, tomorrow night, my picture will be on the front page of every newspaper in the country."

Ed: "So will the pizza for killing you."

Harvey: "He's right. Your picture will be on the front page with you in the turkey costume."

Ralph: "We will see about that."

(They get ready to eat.)

Ed: "On your mark, get set,...get ready...look at the pizza...don't get heartburn..."

Ralph (slaps Ed, yells): "WILL YOU COME ON?"

Ed: "Go."

(They eat the pies with people cheering them on. They make a huge mess.)

(Finally, both of them look like they are going to throw up and pass out. Ralph passes out a split second before Harvey.)

Ed: "Sorry Ralph." (yells): "THE WINNER IS HARVEY."

(People cheer.)

(Ralph gets up.)

Ralph (yells): "WAIT A MINUTE! I WON. HE PASSED OUT BEFORE ME."

Freddie Muller: "We all saw it Ralph. You passed out before Harvey."

Ralph (yells): "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH..." (holds his stomach and "throwing up", yells): "BLEEECCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!"

Ed: "Ralph, get ready to be the turkey."

(Ralph chases after Ed. He slips and falls.)

(On Thanksgiving, Ralph is walking down the street in New York dressed as the turkey as the parade is marching down. He looks embarrassed. Ed sees this and laughs. Alice's Mother and Father come by.)

Alice's Mom: "I may not be too late for the parade. I am also not too late to see my big fat, blob of a son-in-law make a fool of himself. Hahahaha! This is going on YouTube right now."

Ralph (yells): "BLABBERMOUTH! YOU! BLABBERMOUTH!"

(Ralph & Alice's Mom and Ed are shown arguing. People try to make peace.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. I just want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving."

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)