“Look look Mary, John has the ball. The ball is round. Throw the ball to Mary, John.” Parking Attendants

This was very funny.

Also “Sorry mister I thought you were a bum.
“Sorry I thought you were the tramp we’re looking for.” Beaver’s Good Deed

1. The writers really stepped up to the plate when it came to lines for Eddie, in the later seasons. There was another line in a 6th season episode about "spilling your pabulum" or something like that.

2. Yeah, those lines are also funny. It was genius to go back to the well and do it again, with Wally the second time. Poor guy adjusted his tie, at least the first time.

"Junior here is the only kid in the eighth grade who still rides a tricycle." LOL!

Which one are you Dickens or Fenster?
Someone throw a blanket over the kid.
This is between Crazy Legs and me.
Do you know what a psychiatrist charges to get rid of a complex?

Come on Wally let’s go.
Wally- I can’t go I have to work in the yard.
Oh good morning Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver. Well if you have work to do Wally, I don’t want to interfere. I was reading an article where taking a certain amount of responsibility around the home is good character training.

Eddie's funny insults and lines really make the Beaver show one worth watching in the last few years. Seems Eddie got funnier as the years went by.:lol:

If you watch Ken carefully he has a knack for delivering a line with his body language and voice inflection. Wally couldn’t get away with saying any of his lines. One thing Wally said, “Don’t you usually shed your skin this time of year.” Eddie was a natural. When you say Leave it to Beaver to someone they say “you mean that show with Eddie Haskell?”

"Put your thumb back in your mouth, sonny. I'm talkin.'"