(The Houston Astros won the ALCS, 4 games to 3, by beating the NY Yankees 4-0.)

(Ralph comes home. He is all upset.)

Alice: "Ralph, where were you? When I came home, you weren't here."

Ralph: "Alice, I was taking a walk. I was so upset that the Yankees lost to the Astros that I felt like taking a walk to get my mind of things."

Alice: "Ralph, do you realize that walking around at 2a is dumb idea?"

Ralph: "What's so dumb about it? The chances of me getting mugged at 2a in Brooklyn are slim."

Alice: "Yeah, you are right. No one will ever mug an elephant."

Ralph: "Oooooooh, you are a riot Alice. A regular riot. Oh, I tried to convince myself that no one gave the Yankees a chance this year. This was supposed to be a rebuilding year. Look what happened. They got into the playoffs. They got into the American League Championship series for the first time since 2010. Made it to game 7. They had a better than expected year."

(Ed comes down.)

Ed: "Ralph, I hope you aren't too upset that the Yankees lost. What a great World Series we will have between the Dodgers and the Astros. One team will either win their first World Series in 29 years or one will win their first ever title. People will be talking about the Astros and the Dodgers. They will predict that either the Dodgers or the Astros. I tell you, people will be..."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT! GET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "First, let's introduce the cast. First, Audrey Meadows."

(Crowd cheers as Audrey comes on stage and cheek kisses Jackie.)

Jackie: "And Art Carney."

(Crowd cheers as Art comes on stage and shakes Jack's hand.)

Jackie: "Good night everyone."

(Crowd cheers.)

Thank you very much.