Frank Gannucci
10-20-2017, 11:42 PM
(Ralph & Ed just watched the game at the Raccoon Lodge.)
Ralph: "Wow! What a thrashing Norton. The Yankees were horrible."
Ed: "I agree."
Ralph: "I am getting sick of hearing all of those train sound effects at Minute Maid Park."
Ed: "So am I."
(Brother Cassidy walks by.)
Cassidy: "So the Yankees lost huh?"
Ralph: "Yup."
Cassidy: "They have a game 7 to fall back on."
Ralph: "That is true. Now that the Dodgers have now advanced to the World Series, I think a LA/NY World Series would be great."
Ed: "A real east coast and west coast matchup."
Ralph: "But the greatest World Series match would be the NY Yankees facing the Miami Marlins and seeing the fact that Miami Beach has got the greatest people in the world."
(Crowd cheers.)
Cassidy: "Let's all root for a Yankee/Dodgers World Series. Like they had in the 70s."
Ralph: "New York and Los Angeles are two similar towns."
Ed: "Yeah. There sewers smell the same from what I heard."
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ed: "But, a Yankee/Dodger World Series would be a smash."
(They all sing a song about how great a Dodger/Yankee World Series would be.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: "Wow! What a thrashing Norton. The Yankees were horrible."
Ed: "I agree."
Ralph: "I am getting sick of hearing all of those train sound effects at Minute Maid Park."
Ed: "So am I."
(Brother Cassidy walks by.)
Cassidy: "So the Yankees lost huh?"
Ralph: "Yup."
Cassidy: "They have a game 7 to fall back on."
Ralph: "That is true. Now that the Dodgers have now advanced to the World Series, I think a LA/NY World Series would be great."
Ed: "A real east coast and west coast matchup."
Ralph: "But the greatest World Series match would be the NY Yankees facing the Miami Marlins and seeing the fact that Miami Beach has got the greatest people in the world."
(Crowd cheers.)
Cassidy: "Let's all root for a Yankee/Dodgers World Series. Like they had in the 70s."
Ralph: "New York and Los Angeles are two similar towns."
Ed: "Yeah. There sewers smell the same from what I heard."
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ed: "But, a Yankee/Dodger World Series would be a smash."
(They all sing a song about how great a Dodger/Yankee World Series would be.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT."
(Crowd cheers.)