View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 9) (The NY Yankees beat the Houston Astros 6-4.)


Frank Gannucci
10-17-2017, 10:12 PM
(Ralph & Alice come back home all happy.)

Ralph: "What a night Alice. We went to see the Honeymooners play in Millburn, NJ and also the NY Yankees won."

Alice: "I bet you are happy as a pig in mud Ralph or an elephant at feeding time."

Ralph: "You are starting right in, huh?"

(Ed comes down.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph-ie boy! What a great game. The Astros were winning 3-0 and the Yankees came back in the 8th inning to win it all."

Ralph: "Now, the series will go to at least a game 6 in Houston."

Ed: "But the Yankees will have to win at Minute Maid Park."

Ralph: "They will and considerating that the stadium is called Minute Maid Park, instead of drinking champagne there, they ought to drink orange juice. Hahaha!"

Alice: "You boys must be pretty happy."

Ralph: "Yes. Time to do one thing."

(Ralph goes over to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "HEY MCGARRITY, EAT CROW. THE YANKEES WILL BEAT YOUR ASTROS. THEY WILL SEND THEM TO OUTER SPACE."

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU. COME UPSTAIRS. YOU WILL LIKE IT."

(Ralph goes upstairs and later on comes back home soaking wet.)

Alice: "Ralph, what happened?"

Ralph: "I got orange juice dumped on me from McGarrity."

(Ed laughs from upstairs.)

Ed (from upstairs, yells): "TRIXIE, I JUST HEARD ON TWITTER THAT RALPH JUST GOT ORANGE JUICE DUMPED ON HIM."

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!" (to Alice, yells): "I GOT A BIIIIIIIIG MOUTH."

(A still soaked Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)