View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 7)


Frank Gannucci
10-14-2017, 09:43 PM
(The Houston Astros beat the NY Yankees 2-1.)

(Ralph just watched the game at Ed's place.)

Ralph: "Boy, what a heartbreaker Norton. The Yankees were so close and yet so far."

Ed: "Today has been a dark, dark day."

Ralph: "Not only did the Yankees lose but we had to put up with those stupid train making sound effects that Minute Maid Field has whenever the Astros score."

Ed: "Hey Ralph, the Yankees still have a chance boy. They can win three straight at home."

Ralph: "That's right. Those Astros will buckle under the pressure of playing in the Bronx."

Ed: "Let's hope that Aaron Judge saves the Yankees. He's the next Derek Jeter."

Ralph: "He will be the greatest Yankee of all time. When it's all said and done, he may become the manager of the Miami Marlins. He will see that his baseball team's home area has got the best scenery in the world."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ralph: "But we know that the Yankees will shoot down the Astros."

(They sing a song about the Yankees shooting down the Astros by beating them in baseball games.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)