View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 5)


Frank Gannucci
10-09-2017, 11:23 PM
(The NY Yankees beat the Cleveland Indians 7-4.)

(Ralph & Ed meet each other for lunch at the Gotham Bus Co.)

Ed: "That was a great game last night Ralph. The Yankees have tied the series."

Ralph: "I knew that they could do it."

Ed: "Hey, you said that the Yanks couldn't do it."

Ralph: "I never said that Norton. I always keep my word."

Ed: "But Ralph, what about the time..."

Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT."

Ed: "Now, the series goes back to Cleveland. Let's hope they win at Progressive Field. Hey, maybe they will meet the Progressive.com lady, Flo. Va-va-va-voom!"

Ralph: 'If there is a lady that you are smarter than Norton, it's her. She ain't going to be there."

Ed: "You are right. I would love it if insurance comes in boxes."

Ralph: "Well, do you know who is upset around here that the Yankees won? That poor-misguided soul Joe Fenstablau."

Ed (holding up his thermos): "Here is to that poor-misguided soul, Joe Fenstablau."

Ralph: "You are right Norton. Maybe the Yankees will rock in Cleveland. They claim that Cleveland rocks. But, Miami Beach rocks."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "That's true. If there is any teams that rule baseball, it's the New York teams."

(They both sing a song about the Yankees & Mets.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!"

(Crowd cheers.)