Let's see what ya got

Bill Dorothy wacker
Why move because of a kook?
Cheaper but will do

Bill Roberts Blackwell
Oddly circling the truck
He done done the job

Eddie Olson eh
Picked up a hitchhiker eh
Why two wallets eh

By coincidence
Danny is Michael Jordan
Bob Bean's a sick man

Bob bean and pat Snead
He knew what he had and was
Thankful to pass on

I'm craving salad
But I wish Jule caylor would
Show me how it's done

We have evidence
Jerry Strickland is guilty
It's circlestansive

gabby didn't know
Bout the bones in the footlocker
Irked by the whole mess

Sneaky Paul Pollis
You kept Charlotte in the shed
As you cleaned your house

...I LOVE this idea. I'm sure I'll think of more later.

Angela Hammond
Taken from a dark phone booth
Rob didn't do it.

:D :D :D :D :D

eugene richmond had
a man crush on steven cox
its so obvious

gertrude pruett baked
fruitcakes that tasted so good
that we gave her cash

Oh, Lathan Williams
"Do you know what I'm sayin'?"
Good lord, stop now please.

nudist colonies
wholesome place for families
then we met rusty

"The mission is off."
Bad for Justin Bergwinkel
Never seen again.

patty meehan stared
from a field in the distance
where is she today?

patty meehan stared
from a field in the distance
where is she today?

Nice.

there ain't no one home
there's not a phone in that car
one day in gainesville

humanity crawls
digs, buries, and furrows too
where is their spirit?

Angela Hammond
Taken from a dark phone booth
Rob didn't do it.

:D :D :D :D :D

10/10

tami lynn was scared
said i love you to her mom
never seen again

he left city life
to Wyoming he drove
only to be found dead cold

who has Kurt's shoe?
maybe crazy from detroit
perhaps he had three feet

10/10

I agree 10/10.

I still have trouble believing that people can actually believe Rob did it. But hey, people actually believe Donny Hansen didn't do it.

I agree 10/10.

I still have trouble believing that people can actually believe Rob did it. But hey, people actually believe Donny Hansen didn't do it.

My 10/10 was joking. I'm a firm believer, and devout follower of the "Rob did it" church. We're always looking for more members to join our fellowship. Hallelujah.

My 10/10 was joking. I'm a firm believer, and devout follower of the "Rob did it" church. We're always looking for more members to join our fellowship. Hallelujah.

Yeah and I'm Michael Jordan. I used to play for the Chicago Bulls.

Yeah and I'm Michael Jordan. I used to play for the Chicago Bulls.

Okay Air "we don't do incest" Wheeler 23

first place, eddie aint
got that much education
cheryl planned it all

i am jet taylor
married miss america
didnt get involved

sam walked in one day
to a travel agency
london heathrow, please

where is adam hecht?
is he now alive or dead
just 'give us a kiss'

deborah poe vanished
megadeth shirt sauntered in
girl you should not smoke

charles holden heard
i aint gettin out this truck
he did all he could

kyra cook forgot
woke up dazed within a park
vintage u of m


i know, this is a reach

My 10/10 was joking. I'm a firm believer, and devout follower of the "Rob did it" church. We're always looking for more members to join our fellowship. Hallelujah.


im flummoxed that people think rob actually did it...
never have i seen someone so bothered, so sincere, so heartbroken on a UM interview

im flummoxed that people think rob actually did it...
never have i seen someone so bothered, so sincere, so heartbroken on a UM interview

Would you be interested in buying some timeshare?

Would you be interested in buying some timeshare?

Don't focus on his emotions (which are obviously acted on cue), but the story.


yeah i get that. you all really think he did it? that case always confuses me. i dont feel like he'd be sage enough to kidnap her, hide a body, then convince an entire legion of people he didnt.

i guess my bias comes with the springfield 3. wasnt there technically a serial killer on the hunt during this time period?

yeah i get that. you all really think he did it? that case always confuses me. i dont feel like he'd be sage enough to kidnap her, hide a body, then convince an entire legion of people he didnt.

i guess my bias comes with the springfield 3. wasnt there technically a serial killer on the hunt during this time period?

Well, not all, I'm like the only one. I don't know if he killed her per se, but something doesn't add up. I agree that it seems difficult for him to have killed and hid her, but his story doesn't add up.

I'm not sure if he had help, she received a botched abortion and he made the story up, or he helped her run away from something and lied. Granted, I do think he had something to do with her disappearance, but I'm not sure what exactly.

The biggest hole in his "story" is how she described/explained the vehicle, and driver without him asking to a T, but she never described the licence plate number. Nor did Rob mention it when he "chased" the driver. Nor did the other two witnesses. Think about it. She's sketched out so bad that before the driver can park, she describes the vehicle to Rob because she's scared. So why tell Rob the make,model,color, etc but not the license plate incase anything went wrong? And if she had so much time to describe the truck, why didn't she just get in her car and drive off before he could park?

He had something to do with it, but I'm not sure to what extent.

Didn't mean to de-rail your thread.

Well, not all, I'm like the only one. I don't know if he killed her per se, but something doesn't add up. I agree that it seems difficult for him to have killed and hid her, but his story doesn't add up.

I'm not sure if he had help, she received a botched abortion and he made the story up, or he helped her run away from something and lied. Granted, I do think he had something to do with her disappearance, but I'm not sure what exactly.

The biggest hole in his "story" is how she described/explained the vehicle, and driver without him asking to a T, but she never described the licence plate number. Nor did Rob mention it when he "chased" the driver. Nor did the other two witnesses. Think about it. She's sketched out so bad that before the driver can park, she describes the vehicle to Rob because she's scared. So why tell Rob the make,model,color, etc but not the license plate incase anything went wrong? And if she had so much time to describe the truck, why didn't she just get in her car and drive off before he could park?

He had something to do with it, but I'm not sure to what extent.

Didn't mean to de-rail your thread.

I totally respect your opinion and you have obviously put a lot of thought into this.

And kudos to the creator of the UM Haikus on these forums. Some true crime creativity there!

Would you be interested in buying some timeshare?

Only if said timeshare is a rental in Sunny Sands

Only if said timeshare is a rental in Sunny Sands

:lol: :lol: :lol:

It is. It even comes with your own video store rental.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

It is. It even comes with your own video store rental.

A good way to make quick dollar would be to sell those videos to your friends in the short-term, then buy them back later at a higher price. Win-win for the video store, and the friends.

Sold into slavery
Is that what happened to Amy?
Or just accident?

I can't find my wife
We used to dance together
Now I'm all alone

I can't find my wife
We used to dance together
Now I'm all alone

Enlighten me, please, on this one. I can't figure out which one it is.

I can't find my wife
We used to dance together
Now I'm all alone

George Owens?

Working all alone
Part time at the Hallmark store
Then she disappeared

She knows what I want
Guess I’ll have to eat alone
Mystery never solved

Lost loves never found
Decades pass but hope remains
Maybe someday soon

Dr Swango said
Have a donut, I insist
Why do I feel sick?