Mike: "And that's how it's done."

Chandler:

Chandler:

Chandler: "So I have a flaw! Big deal!"

Phoebe: "It's like watching porn."

Joey: "Why, God, why?"

Joey: How YOU doin'?!

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Phoebe:

Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, it's not your fault.

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Monica: "...did you see the ass on her?"

"Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!" - Monica

Chandler: (to Joey)"...after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business."

Joey: "I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Phoebe: "They don't know that we know they know we know."

Ross: Pivot!

Rachel: "Just so you know, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!"

Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.

Joey: "...this talent came in handy before I could afford porn."

Ross: "Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater."

Ross: "People are doing it in front of my book."

Chandler: “For the last time, it’s not named after each individual man!”

Phoebe: "I'm very bendy."

Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired." Ha. and

Ross: "Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap."

Chandler: "Tough crib."

"You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?"

- Joey

Chandler: "Things sure have changed here on Walton's Mountain."

"Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!"

- Monica

Joey: "I knew Chandler couldn't be alone with a woman for 45 minutes."

Phoebe: "But they don't know that we know they know we know!"

Phoebe: "I got 25 cents and a condom."

Chandler: (to Tommy)"Step away from the duck."

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(Talking about his crazy room-mate Eddie)

Chandler Bing: "Ding-dong the psycho's gone."

Ross: If you're going to call me names, I would prefer Ross, the Divorce Force. It's just cooler.

Joey: "You never go commando in another's man's fatigues."

"Phoebe: Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper."

Chandler: "The bottom line is, smoking's cool, and you know it."

Chandler: "Nice shooting!"

Phoebe: "Don't point that thing at me, Tribianna."

[Rachel complaining about her father]
Rachel: Oh, it was horrible. He called me "young lady".
Chandler: Ugh, I hate when my father calls me that.

Ross: "...nobody cares that I'm dead."

"Phoebe : Do you know Paolo?

Mr. Treeger: "Whoa! Hey! That lady's all kinds of naked."

All right, kids, I gotta get to work. — Chandler Muriel Bing

Rachel: "Come on, Joey, sex me up."

"Well, my fashion-impaired friends, I'm here to tell you that hats are back." — Rachel

Chandler: "Course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old."

Chandler: Ross, this is Joey. Joey, Ross.

Monica: "She's like a conversational wizard."

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Phoebe: "Oh. Somewhere Joey's head is exploding."

Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be stuck in here, we may have to repopulate the earth.

Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

Monica: So what's Phoebe like?

Ross: "Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today."

Ross: "So you want to buy a house in the Fifties."

Rachel: Ah, salmon skin roll.

Chandler: You bitch!

Chandler: Free as a bird, what's up?

Chandler: Are you aware that unagi is an eel?

Chandler: How do you find clothes that fit?

Chandler: “Well maybe he was nervous.”

Ross: What are you doing tonight?

Joey: (pulls out fork) "All right, what are we havin'?" (starts to dig in)

Rachel: "She was a big girl."

Ross: "Now that was fun."

Joey: "Paper, snow, a ghost!"

Phoebe: "Oh. That game should not be played without my supervision."

Ross: "I am like Indiana Jones."

Monica: "_____, feet on the floor, or come over no more."

Phoebe: "Wait, does he eat chalk?"

Phoebe: "In the cab, on the way over,... Steve blazed up a doobie."

Chandler: "So does he have a hump? A hump, and a hairpiece?"

Chandler: "Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on his ass."

Chandler: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.

Gunther: (to Joey)"You're no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins."

Joey: Well, this is like summer in a bowl!

Phoebe: "How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?"

Joey: “Why do you call him Gandalf?”

Ross: (repeated line)"We were on a break!"

Joey: (to Lauren)"They gave me the shaft alright."

Joey: (to Laura)"Do you know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you?"

Chandler: "Should I use my invisibilty to fight crime, or for evil?"

Phoebe: "I need the news, not the weather."

Phoebe: "What is up with the universe?"

Chandler: "Good bye, Mr. Heckles... We'll try to keep it down."

Chandler: "What would Jack and Chrissy do?"

Chandler: "I KNEW IT!!"

Gunther: "Rachel has those in burgundy."

Rachel: Chandler wrote something about me on that paper and I want to see it!

Ross: Chandler, isn't that the short story you were writing?

Ross: "Challenge accepted."

Ross: So, uh, what did the insurance company say?

Chandler: Oh, they said uh, ‘You don't have insurance here so stop calling us.’

Ross: "You have to respect the sea."

Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice lookalike contest and WON!

Chandler: Ross came fourth and CRIED!

Chandler: "Tonight. On a very special Blossom."

Chandler: "Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately."

Monica: (sarcastic)"Oh, good, Lenny and Squiggy are here."

Phoebe: (to Joey)"You're a genius."

Joey: (to Chandler) "Va fa Napoli."

Phoebe: "You've just met your match, Rachel Green."

Phoebe: "But, great news about the apartment pants, huh?"

Rachel: “I’m not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he’s divorced.”

Monica: "Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny."

“Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first paycheck, there was a cave-in in one of the mines.

Chandler: Phoebe, you worked in a mine?

Phoebe: No I worked in a Dairy Queen.”

Monica: "...Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor."

Monica: "The vein has spoken."

“15 Yemen Road, Yemen.”
— Janice Goralnik

Phoebe: "Ohhh, no."

Paul The Wine Guy: A filthy, filthy liar. Off with his head!

Phoebe: "How dumb was I?"

Chandler: "Heyy, my father's house does that."

“Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.


Joey: That is so not my motto.”

(Last line of the series.)
Chandler: "Sure... Where?"

Rachel: "What if I want to be, you know, a purse? Or a hat? No! I don't want you to buy me a hat! It's a metaphor, daddy!"

Chandler: "Cool. Girl roommate."

"Oh you like that? You should hear my phone number." —Phoebe Buffay

Rachel: (to Ross)"How do you expect me to grow, if you won't let me blow?"

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" —Chandler Bing

Rachel: "Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing."

Rachel: "Y'know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it."

Chandler: "Too many jokes... Must mock Joey..."

"Dehydrated Japanese noodles under flourescent lights. Does it get any better?"

Rachel and Ross:

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(While watching sumo wrestling.)
Ross: "Ironically these are the guys who were picked last in gym."

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Chandler: "Wait a minute, I know that hat... I was taken aboard that hat. They did experiments on me... I can't have children..."

“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”

Chandler: "Joey, be a pal. Lift my hand and slap her with it."

"Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, it's not your fault." - Phoebe

Chandler: (to Monica)"Oh, come on. Dorf on dating? That's good stuff!"

“Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely don’t like the name Ross.


Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I’m down.”

Ross: "In this life, Phoebe."

She’s your lobster…. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life.

- Phoebe

Monica: (to newborn Ben)"I will always have gum."

Monica: “Still… it’s just such reckless spending.”
Ross: “I think when someone steals your credit card, they’ve kind of already thrown caution to the wind.”
Chandler: “Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.”
Monica: “That was me.”

Phoebe: "I'm too depressed to talk."

Phoebe: "See? He's her lobster."

"My sister's gonna have my baby!" - Phoebe's brother, Frank Jr.

Chandler: "Hell is filled with people like you."

Phoebe: "Nestle Toulouse."

Monica: “Nestle Tollhouse?!”

Phoebe: “You Americans always butcher the French language.”

Alan: "I've heard scho much about all you guys."

Monica: "Do you have a plan?"
Phoebe: "I don't even have a "pla."

Friends One-liners
Chandler:

Phoebe: "Okay now I'm gonna kick some ass!"

Phoebe: (to Chandler)"Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay."

Joey: (to Chandler)"You're dead inside!"

Chandler: "Phoebe Buffay in Buffay the Vampire Layer."

Chandler: "How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day?"

Ross: "It's Thanksgiving, not Truth Day."

“I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work and/or are sick.” —Chandler

Phoebe: "There's your movie."

Phoebe: “You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.”

Phoebe: "History teaches us nothing."

Joey: “You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mom died?”
Chandler: “Yes, it was so sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.”

Joey: "Well, she graduated high school."

Monica: “Still… it’s just such reckless spending.”

Chandler: "Thanks, it's Gaelic for 'Thy turkey's done.'"

Ross: "I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!"

Rachel: "Do I look like I have my own castle?"

Ursula: (to Phoebe)"You know, twin stuff is a real big seller."

Joey: "Fried stuff with cheese."

Joey: "Look at me! I'm Chandler. Could I be wearin' any more clothes?... Maybe if I wasn't goin'... commando."

Phoebe: “If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.”

Chandler: "Tell it again.... Seriously."

Joey

"I don't need that kind of talk in my house!"

Monica: Guys can fake it, Unbelievable!

“I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime and their corpses grotesquely dressed in, like, tinsel and twinkly lights.” —Phoebe Buffay

Phoebe: "It's like a dirty math problem."

Monica: "It's like... cocktails in Appalachia."

"Not just clean, 'Monica clean." — Monica Geller

Joey: "Why are you takin' this away from me?"

Monica

"They don't know that we know that they know!"

Chandler: "Could we be more white trash?"

Monica

"Listen, Phoebe, I could have had you if I had wanted you."

Rachel: "I don't want my child's first words to be 'How you doing?'"

Chandler:

“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!”

Rachel: "Youuu bitch."

"They don't know that we know they know we know." —Phoebe Buffay

Monica: "Know your audience."

Chandler: "Gum would be perfection."