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Frank Gannucci
07-14-2017, 09:28 AM
(The Honeymooners gang returns from their Miami Bach, Florida trip.)

(The car pulls up in front of 328 Chauncey Street in Brooklyn.)

Ralph: "Boy, that was some trip huh?"

Trixie: "I agree Ralph."

Ed: "I loved it when we were swimming with the dolphins. I was right at home in all that water."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Yeah, you were Norton. Too bad that I couldn't ride a dolphin."

Alice: "Yeah, they couldn't find a dolphin that was strong enough to haul an elephant."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

Ed: "Or how about when we visited the Jackie Gleason Theater and saw the Jackie Gleason stick figure?"

Ralph: "I was right at home there as well as seeing Jackie's mansion. Oooooh boy!"

Alice: "You were like a kid in candy store or a kid in a pizzeria."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

Trixie: "I can't believe that we saw Little Havana in Miami Beach."

Ralph: "Being amongst all those Spanish speaking people in a hot climate like Miami, I felt like I was in another country. We also saw South of the Border on our way up and down the eastern seaboard of the United States. I think that we can gree that it is great to take a road trip.)

(They all sing a song about taking a road trip.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)