Make up a haiku about anything related to the show.

A haiku is a three line poem where
The first line is 5 syllables
The second line 7 syllables
The third line is 5 syllables

I'll start:

Patty and Cathy
Are identical cousins
You could lose your mind!

Hot dogs make Patty
Lose control. But Cathy likes
Crepes Suzettes dearly

Patty, can't you see?
That idea will never work!
But I guess I'll help.

Thanks, Cath, you're the best!
What would I do without you?
Now here's what we'll do...

In Brooklyn Heights is
Where the Lanes live with Patty
And brainy Cathy

(Bump)

Cuckoo! It’s Patty
Hot dogs make her lose control
You could lose your mind...

Cathy is quiet
And wise. Always gets straight A’s
Unlike cuz Patty!

Ross and Patty
Can drive each other batty
(Deep down love each other)

Patty lives in nabe
Brooklyn Heights. And hot dogs make
Her lose control. Yup!

Moms and Poppo
Are Patty’s parents who wish
She’d model Cathy

Patty and Cathy
walk alike and talk alike...
You could lose your mind!

Ross and Patty plan
To sell three kittens they bought
From a neighbor kid

Patty’s boyfriend is
Richard-who can eat you out
Of house and home fast!

Look around their house
All the books so neatly shelved
That no one there reads

Hey that housekeeper
Sure is handy with a broom
Oh my: The Oz witch!

So very glad that
I bought entire series
Nice watching today.

Patty treats Richard
Like garbage. But then he eats
Like a disposal!