Post your Little House-inspired haikus! If you're not familiar with, haikus are three line poems:
First line-5 syllables
Second line-7 syllables
Third line-5 syllables
Rhyming is not necessary. They're fun and easy to do!


Example:
Meet Willie Oleson
Frontier bad boy makes trouble
Stand in the corner!

Harriet Oleson
Mean-spirited and gossips
Unkind to Ingalls

Caroline adjusts
Bonnet, looks lovingly as
Girls run in the field

Meet Nels Oleson
Shrewish wife, bratty children
Dude whipped down? No doubt

Caroline Ingalls
Cooks great food; ghosts for Nellie
In hotel kitchen


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Harriet Oleson
Is a witch me thinks because
She's evil often

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Laura gives Nellie
A big push down hill for her
Lies about illness

Meet Nancy Oleson
Makes Nellie look like freakin'
Mother Theresa

Poor Nils Oleson is
Henpecked and his wife a shrew
Who is rarely nice

Albert tries smoking
Blind school goes up in flames, bye
Alice and baby

Melissa Gilbert
Little Ho On The Prarie.
Per the book she wrote. ;)

Nellie is a brat
Sometimes Laura decks her and
Nellie deserves it!

Laura Ingalls is
An authoress who wrote a
Book out old times.