Make a haiku about the show
(Haiku three line poem. First line 5 syllables, second 7, third 5

Ohhhh! My nose my nose!
I will look awful always!
Says Marcia Brady

Greg Marcia Peter
Jan Bobby Cindy are the
kids we grew up with

Alice: Housekeeper
For Steve and Carol Brady
And the six kids too

Only one parent
Can see Cindy in her play
Mommy or Daddy ?

Meet Johnny Bravo!
Girls tear off his clothes- scary!
Young lad heads back home

Cindy wants to be
the new Shirley Temple be-
cause Marcia tempted

Her by writing false
things in her diary. This
was a recurring

Plot on the show, where
the older kids tried to pun-
ish the younger kids.

Marcia and Greg did
the same when Peter bugged the
Bunch and the parents

Let him off with on-
ly an apology. Greg
and Marcia thought it

Was not enough so
they led Pete to think there would
be a party in

His honor. It was
a dirty trick but Mike and
Carol found out and

Had the party an-
yway. So the joke was on
Marcia and Greg. How

Could we know secret
taping was happening in
the White House then too?

Lots of people thought
that Nixon got off easy
too. But he resigned

And spent three years in
exile. Maybe he watched Bra-
dy reruns and learned

The error of his
ways. Then he became an el-
der statesman; Mike Bra-

Dy also got e-
lected to office and that
was the last we saw

Of him. Then a new
Mike became president in
a TV movie.

Cindy wants to be
the new Shirley Temple be-
cause Marcia tempted

Her by writing false
things in her diary. This
was a recurring

Plot on the show, where
the older kids tried to pun-
ish the younger kids.

Marcia and Greg did
the same when Peter bugged the
Bunch and the parents

Let him off with on-
ly an apology. Greg
and Marcia thought it

Was not enough so
they led Pete to think there would
be a party in

His honor. It was
a dirty trick but Mike and
Carol found out and

Had the party an-
yway. So the joke was on
Marcia and Greg. How

Could we know secret
taping was happening in
the White House then too?

Lots of people thought
that Nixon got off easy
too. But he resigned

And spent three years in
exile. Maybe he watched Bra-
dy reruns and learned

The error of his
ways. Then he became an el-
der statesman; Mike Bra-

Dy also got e-
lected to office and that
was the last we saw

Of him. Then a new
Mike became president in
a TV movie.

Very impressive linked haikus!:) :wave:

Cousin Oliver
Was portrayed by Robbie Rist
He ruined the show

Brady vacations
Grand Canyon and Hawaii
Also a theme park

We're having pork chops
And applesauce, gee that's swell
Poor Humphrey Bogart.

House of cards contest
Rowboat or sewing machine
Who will win, boys , girls?

Marcia's Diary
Desi Jr. is dreamy
Used book store it goes

Jan the middle child
Screams "Marcia Marcia Marcia"
Feels inferior

She tries so hard but
The winner of the contest
Is not Jan Brady

Mike and Carol wed
Chaos occurs because of
Tiger and Fluffy


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U.F.O. flying
With flashlight cord and curtain
Captain fooled by Greg

Raquel the mascot
Gets loose in Brady Household
Women guests startled

Oliver the Jinx.
Who cares what anyone thinks?
Got Brady's in film.

Professor Whitehead
He talked to that Oliver
Go reheat my beans

Professor Whitehead
He talked to that Oliver
Go reheat my beans

Where is my tiki?
I am acting real freaky.
Vincent or Backus.

Only one parent
Can see Cindy in her play
Mommy or Daddy ?

All the other kids
Got screwed with that special show
Just for The Brady's

Raquel the mascot
Gets loose in Brady Household
Women guests startled

Greg got the attic
To Host Raquel the mascot
Who's not "budging" now?

Meet Johnny Bravo!
Girls tear off his clothes- scary!
Young lad heads back home

Greggie fit the suit
Because he was very cute
Big man on campus

Traitorous Jerry
Would you like a (cold) piece of fruit?
Whip the pants off you

Brady Brats used
Cold shoulder to hurt Alice
Kay gave shoulder back

Carol rightly vexed
The kids put her in distress
No sunshine was spread

Marcia liked a boy
The boy liked bugs more than her
Harvey loved insects

Marcia liked a boy
The boy liked bugs more than her
Harvey loved insects

Harvey Klinger gay
The insects were a cover
Really loved Peter

I'm sorry, Fluffy
Brady's don't care about you
Tiger gets kazoo

Marcia Brady likes
To comb her hair many many times
Perhaps five thousand!

Marcia Brady likes
To comb her hair many many times
Perhaps five thousand!

Hair her crowning glory
Also she rewrites Shakespeare
Spreads sunshine around

Jan is jealous of
Marcia Marcia Marcia the
Sister whose oldest

Jan is a painter

Who is great at the skill now

She is the middle

Greg's younger brother ?
Or Greg's suave pal Phil Packer ?
Can he fool his date ?


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Greg's younger brother ?
Or Greg's suave pal Phil Packer ?
Can he fool his date ?


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Oh... Chris Knight. :love:

Oh... Chris Knight. :love:


Hi Michaela !!:wave: Hope you are having a nice 4th of July!! :) Yeah Chris knight really was a cutie pie !!;) I always preferred Peter to Greg! ;) And I thought he was really esp. cute in the Ep. pretending to be Phil Packer!! :eyes:


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Hi Michaela !!:wave: Hope you are having a nice 4th of July!! :) Yeah Chris knight really was a cutie pie !!;) I always preferred Peter to Greg! ;) And I thought he was really esp. cute in the Ep. pretending to be Phil Packer!! :eyes:


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Hi BonnieGirl! I am having a nice 4th of July! How about yourself?

Mike Brady is an
Architect. Carol his wife
Looks after the kids

Steve Brady is an
Architect. Carol his wife
Looks after the kids

Was Carol cheating with Mr. Brady's brother? :p

Was Carol cheating with Mr. Brady's brother? :p
Oh good grief I was having a senior moment, let me fix it. My bad

Oh my God Marcia
Your nose has been hit by a
Ball. It's black and blue

Never mix insomnia and Brady Bunch haikus, or else you get:

Family portrait
Sits in the garage-- look out!
Jan, wear your glasses

Cindy and Bobby
World record teeter-totter
In the end, they sleep

Peter Brady dull?
No way! Says the group of girls
Gathered around him

Marcia is in love
An older man! Her dentist
Sophisticated

Mike designed his house
Not expecting stepchildren
Now, six share bathroom

Carol- evil stepmom?
Bob watches Cinderella
Gets scared, runs away

(I know Bobby didn't actually run away....artistic license!)

I'm loving all the BB haikus posted!:) thanks for sharing!

Tiger and Raquel
Two animals on the show
One was a mascot

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Alice cooks in the
Kitchen a big roast for all
Brady's to devour

Forget frogs in car
Take girl to drive in movie
Frog jumps on pizza

Tiger is their pet
Big fluffy dog always goes
Woof woof and wags tail

Phone bill is too high
Dad isn't very happy
Get payphone in house

Here's the story of
A lovely lady who
Marries Mike Brady

Cousin Oliver
Was portrayed by Robbie Rist
He ruined the show



Some folks think that the
Show already went downhill
Before Rist showed up

Alice is a cook
And friend to all the Brady's
Even Tiger too!

Cindy tattles on
Everyone and they hate
Her for doing it

Greggie plays football
Marcia always brushes hair
The oldest children

3 girls and 3 boys:
A giant house so full of joy
That’s the Brady Bunch!