Make up a haiku about Hazel:

First line 5 syllables, second 7, third 5

I'll start

Buttinsky Hazel
Always saves the day with her
Common sense kindness

Harold loves Hazel a lot
So does Missy
She gets on Mr. B's last nerve.

[QUOTE=OH Nuts!]Make up a haiku about Hazel:

First line 5 syllables,
Second line 7 syllables
Third line 5 syllables

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Hazel 's a great cook
Julia Child can't compete
With Hazel really

Buttinsky maid saves
The day once again with her
Common sense street smarts

Mr. B is on diet
Hazel Told him to try it
His cravings riot!

Diedre is a snob:
Nose in the air - but Hazel
Takes her down a notch!

Hazel outfoxes
Mr. B always: Mr.
Griffin loves watching

Hazel is better
Than Julia Childs I think
A real doozy!

Hazel doesn't take
No for an answer ever
Always finds a way!

(Bump!)

Diedre often has
A bug up her a**: needs to
Get over herself!!!

Mr. B is a
Smart lawyer—and Missy a
Great decorator.

Hazel is a big
Buttinsky. But she has a
Heart of gold, really.

Mr. Griffin is a
Big blowhard. But he’s really
A great big softy.

Hazel's friend Rosie
Boasts that she has a contract
Hazel wants one too

Hazel can really
Bowl! A real pro who has
Won many prizes.

Smiley goes missing
Harold is so very sad
But he does return

George Baxter is a
Lawyer with a buttinsky
Maid named Hazel Burke

Diedre is pushy
A big fat blue-blooded snob
And let’s ALL know it!

That Mr. Griffin!
Always mooching a free meal
Off George and Missy

Boy that Hazel can
Sure connive. But her motives
Are as pure as gold.

The poor Johnson’s are
Not poor of course. Just very
Dizzy. George helps them!

Guess whose coming to
Dinner: Harvey Griffin - the
King of freeloaders!

Hazel likes Barney
She likes Enzo Martelli
But Mitch is the best.

Guess who’s freeloading
A Baxter Dinner again?
Plump Harvey Griffin!