Get poetic and post your Honeymooners-inspired haikus! If you're not familiar with, haikus are three lines poems:
First line-5 syllables
Second line-7 syllables
Third line-5 syllables
Rhyming is not necessary



King of the castle
Ralph says his word is the law
Alice just scoffs "ha"

To the moon, Alice!
Rant, rave, bellow, then realize
She is the greatest!

Two room apartment
Table, chairs, that's about it
Not even a couch

Ed Norton loyal friend
Will do whatever he can
For ol' Ralphie Boy

Ralph is very fat
And has a big mouth just like
His mother-in-law

Poor Alice puts up
With Ralph’s stupid schemes to get
Rich quick with no work

Ralph drives a bus
Up Madison Avenue
Has a wife Alice