First line: 5 syllables
Second: 7 syllables
Third: 5 syllables

I'll start

Elizabeth's brush
Afire: 5,000 brushings
Marcia Brady's too!

Tom Bradford has eight
Kids all together at home
Except for David

Nicholas sets fire
Damage to home everywhere
He runs away hurt

(Bump!)

Abby Bradford is
The voice of reason: often
With great perception

David’s the oldest
Brandford kid and marries a
Very bright lawyer

Tommy wants to be
A big musician: and plays
In a local band

Elizabeth: put down
That hairbrush and get off the
Phone this instant please!

Abby married Tom
After Joan passed. (Poor Diana
Hyland. Rest In Peace.)

Betty Buckley plays
Abby: Tom’s second wife and
She loves him madly

David gets really
Upset when his friend dies
Of a heart attack.