To give credit where credit is due, this was Sven's idea to start a new thread of One Day haikus.:wave: Here are my efforts, with the first two based on my Alex ode:

Smash! Throw down the plant
You obnoxious little brat
Smack! Right in the face

Babs in bubble bath
What is this feeling inside
Lad it's called lust

Jules and Chuck in love
They have no money, no home
All about the van

Dave and Nick and Sam
Such a difficult woman
Has a lot of men

"Oh dammit Julie!"
Scream, throw arms up, chew the scene
Run fingers through hair

Marry the dentist
Goofy friends get on her nerves
Hot brother-in-law

To coach on the couch
Is that a boy or a girl?
Take one for the team

"You're the pretty one"
"You've got personality"
Who gets the rock star?

Annie and Francine
Frenemies years before the
Term came into vogue

A desperate call
Keep her talking; don't hang up
Melanie? Hello?


I can't wait to see everyone else's!:)

To give credit where credit is due, this was Sven's idea to start a new thread of One Day haikus.:wave: Here are my efforts, with the first two based on my Alex ode:

Smash! Throw down the plant
You obnoxious little brat
Smack! Right in the face

Babs in bubble bath
What is this feeling inside
Lad it's called lust

Jules and Chuck in love
They have no money, no home
All about the van

Dave and Nick and Sam
Such a difficult woman
Has a lot of men

"Oh dammit Julie!"
Scream, throw arms up, chew the scene
Run fingers through hair

Marry the dentist
Goofy friends get on her nerves
Hot brother-in-law

To coach on the couch
Is that a boy or a girl?
Take one for the team

"You're the pretty one"
"You've got personality"
Who gets the rock star?

Annie and Francine
Frenemies years before the
Term came into vogue

A desperate call
Keep her talking; don't hang up
Melanie? Hello?


I can't wait to see everyone else's!:)

Hey, I was just telling my mom last night that those 2 were the original "frenemies". Reba and Barbara Jean owe them a debt of thanks. :wave:

How do I do the Haiku thing? You are so talented, I hope I can get the hang of it.

Hey, I was just telling my mom last night that those 2 were the original "frenemies". Reba and Barbara Jean owe them a debt of thanks. :wave:

How do I do the Haiku thing? You are so talented, I hope I can get the hang of it.

It's 5 syllables first line, then 7 syllables, then 5 again.
Thank you, dear. I know you are talented too! Your Alex poem last night was awesome!:wave: :)

It's 5 syllables first line, then 7 syllables, then 5 again.
Thank you, dear. I know you are talented too! Your Alex poem last night was awesome!:wave: :)

Thanks Greg.

I am going to give it a try.

Schneider and his unused critters is worth at least a Haiku or two. :lol:

Max, swarthy and cute
Hot ,Bearded or clean shaven
I love him always

Thanks Greg.

I am going to give it a try.

Schneider and his unused critters is worth at least a Haiku or two. :lol:

Definitely!:happyface :wave:

I couldn't come up with any good Scheinder ones, so I'll leave it up to you!:)

Hot, swarthy and cute
Bearded or clean shaven
I love him always


Why am I not surprised that Bonnie would have a great Max haiku?:lol: :wave:
Good one!

Wear a kimono
In the hall; friend runs by
Vandalism sucks

A boy in the house
Make up for Julie's absence
Ratings still stay good

Call up Beerbelly
Wanna go out for a drink?
Ginny left the show

One more:

Francine can be mean
But she had a hard childhood
I feel her--for her

I love this:wave:

Pot of fish chowder
Nobody wants to eat it
Must go find a cat

Sven!:wave: Glad you like! Please contribute!:)

Bonnie, the fish chowder one is great! I like that it's ODAAT-centric whilst still likely to be appreciated by anyone!:) :wave:

Sven!:wave: Glad you like! Please contribute!:)

Bonnie, the fish chowder one is great! I like that it's ODAAT-centric whilst still likely to be appreciated by anyone!:) :wave:

I don't know how.:wave:

Here's my effort:
Schneider and his critters
They will make the people happy
He is a big donor

Here's my effort:
Schneider and his critters
They will make the people happy
He is a big donor

Sweet:wave: :)

Here's my effort:
Schneider and his critters
They will make the people happy
He is a big donor

There you go Sven!!! Good try! ;) But a little advice, you have too many syllables ! :) Just keep thinking 5, 7 , 5 ! I always use my fingers to count it out . Makes it easier!! :) :wave:

Julie feels very raw and bare.
Schneider has more critters to spare.
Baby Annie's no longer hers to raise.
So Dwayne's love juices will be hers to braise.

Sven!:wave: Glad you like! Please contribute!:)

Bonnie, the fish chowder one is great! I like that it's ODAAT-centric whilst still likely to be appreciated by anyone!:) :wave:


Thanks !! Yours are all really good too! ;) I esp, love the "hot Brother in law " one :) and the "Beer belly "one!! :D

There you go Sven!!! Good try! ;) But a little advice, you have too many syllables ! :) Just keep thinking 5, 7 , 5 ! I always use my fingers to count it out . Makes it easier!! :) :wave:

There are two kids I am good friends with that make really good haikus about anything. In fifth grade it was part of our curriculum to make haikus.

Julie feels very raw and bare.
Schneider has more critters to spare.
Baby Annie's no longer hers to raise.
So Dwayne's love juices will be hers to braise.

Good poem ;) but it's not a Haiku !Remember It's not the number of words , It's the syllables !!And they don't have to rhyme! :wave:

First line 5, second line 7 and third line 5!

Like this! ;)

Cute brown pajamas
Hot adorable apron
Max is a hotty

If you haven't read, please do:)

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=361578

Even if they're not all haikus, we have some great poetry going on. I wonder if Bonnie F, Val, Mac, and Pat knew when they started the show 40 some years ago they would be inspiring poems so many years later!:wave:

If you haven't read, please do:)

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=361578

Sorry, Sven! That must be scary to have something like that happen close to home!:(

Thanks !! Yours are all really good too! ;) I esp, love the "hot Brother in law " one :) and the "Beer belly "one!! :D

Thanks BonBon!:) Here's one for you:

Julie leaves her man
Open space for someone to
Fill, hello Bonnie!

Good poem ;) but it's not a Haiku !Remember It's not the number of words , It's the syllables !!And they don't have to rhyme! :wave:

First line 5, second line 7 and third line 5!

Like this! ;)

Cute brown pajamas
Hot adorable apron
Max is a hotty

Thanks, I will keep at it. I have to give it some more thought.

You caught onto this right away. :wave:

Sorry, Sven! That must be scary to have something like that happen close to home!:(

Yes, from me too.

There was a recent double murder in my local area and I know how chilling that kind of news can be.

Stay Safe Everyone!

Even if they're not all haikus, we have some great poetry going on. I wonder if Bonnie F, Val, Mac, and Pat knew when they started the show 40 some years ago they would be inspiring poems so many years later!:wave:

One of us should write an alternate theme song with the same melody. :)

One of us should write an alternate theme song with the same melody. :)


That's a great idea:) I'm not good with lyrics, so I'll leave it up to you or Bonnie for "This is it, this is Max..." Etc.!:)

One of us should write an alternate theme song with the same melody. :)

Svengoolie could write a good one!

That's a great idea:) I'm not good with lyrics, so I'll leave it up to you or Bonnie for "This is it, this is Max..." Etc.!:)

That would probably be more up my alley.

I will sleep on it. :wave:

Thanks BonBon!:) Here's one for you:

Julie leaves her man
Open space for someone to
Fill, hello Bonnie!


:) ;) :heart: :wave:

Svengoolie could write a good one!

Oh, for sure.

I loved his song parodies. Frequently taken out of the public domain song catalog to save money. :D

Thanks, I will keep at it. I have to give it some more thought.

You caught onto this right away. :wave:

I remember learning about and making up Haiku poems in 5th or 6th grade!!! ;) I loved that ! And coming from me, I was so rebellious and didn't like school at all, so if something interested me that was saying a lot!:D I remember having a lot of fun thinking up Haikus back than ! :) ;)

Anna, sweet and kind
Glad we got to be good friends
One day at a time


:) :heart: :wave:

Sven shows old movies
Dreams up cool songs to enjoy
Watch on MeTV

I am now a senior member! Does this mean I have to take Geritol, join AARP, sign up for Medicare, and generally complain about everything?:lol:

Oh yeah and ask people if they want to see pictures of my grandchildren?:lol:

Anna, sweet and kind
Glad we got to be good friends
One day at a time


:) :heart: :wave:

Bonnie Boo, Friend of Mine.
Sister Wives, who find Max fine.
Happy Trail, sublime.

I am close enough, right? :wave:

I am now a senior member! Does this mean I have to take Geritol, join AARP, sign up for Medicare, and generally complain about everything?:lol:

Oh yeah and ask people if they want to see pictures of my grandchildren?:lol:

We also have a secret handshake ala The Loyal Order of Buffaloes. :lol:

I remember learning about and making up Haiku poems in 5th or 6th grade!!! ;) I loved that ! And coming from me, I was so rebellious and didn't like school at all, so if something interested me that was saying a lot!:D I remember having a lot of fun thinking up Haikus back than ! :) ;)

I love the word "Haiku"

Sounds like one of Madonna's albums from the early nineties. :)

We also have a secret handshake ala The Loyal Order of Buffaloes. :lol:

Oh crap, I have so much to learn!:lol:

Oh crap, I have so much to learn!:lol:

We also get a senior discount on coffee at Denny's. :D

Anna is my bud
She makes me smile all the time
True lady she is

Bonnie Boo, Friend of Mine.
Sister Wives, who find Max fine.
Happy Trail, sublime.

I am close enough, right? :wave:


Very good!! I give you an A !!! An A plus with one little change. ;) Take out the "boo" from the first line ! Remember 5, 7, 5 syllables ! ;)

EXAMPLE : Bonnie friend of mine (5 syllables, this is correct) ;)

Bonnie Boo friend of mine ( that is 6 (too many) syllables)

I feel like SUCH the school teacher right now!!! :D :wave:

Anna is my bud
She makes me smile all the time
True lady she is

Greggie is my Luv
Poetry whilst in motion
Fills up my senses

Very good!! I give you an A !!! An A plus with one little change. ;) Take out the "boo" from the first line ! Remember 5, 7, 5 syllables ! ;)

EXAMPLE : Bonnie friend of mine (5 syllables, this is correct) ;)

Bonnie Boo friend of mine ( that is 6 (too many) syllables)

I feel like SUCH the school teacher right now!!! :D :wave:

I realized I was off by one after I posted but thanks to you and Alex and Sven I think I am getting the hang of it.

You are an excellent teacher. :wave:

This is fun!

Greggie is my Luv
Poetry whilst in motion
Fills up my senses

:loveya: :heart: :eyes: :) :wave:

:loveya: :heart: :eyes: :) :wave:

:heart: :love: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

Greggie is my Luv
Poetry whilst in motion
Fills up my senses


PERFECT!!!!! :) ;) :wave:

This is EXACTLY right! ;) :wave: Perfect 5, 7, 5 and it is spiritual and from the heart! :heart: Haiku 's are mellow, they don't have to rhyme or be funny! ;) :wave:

PERFECT!!!!! :) ;) :wave:

This is EXACTLY right! ;) :wave: Perfect 5, 7, 5 and it is spiritual and from the heart! :heart: Haiku 's are mellow, they don't have to rhyme or be funny! ;) :wave:

Thank you.

Got it! I still need to rhyme a little though. ;)

Dwayne's lonely critters.
Give handyman the jitters.
Biggest Guy can cry.

Anna say goodnight.
Slumber like Brahm's lullaby.
Baby Elyse dream.


:wave: :wave: :wave:

5jXyI9gmijU

Max and Mark beloved
Husbands of the Cooper girls
Ann found love with Sam

Here is the definition of a Haiku poem! :)

"Haiku" is a traditional form of Japanese poetry. Haiku poems consist of 3 lines. The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme.


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In my avatar picture it looks like Max is typing up all our Haikus!;) Or wouldn't that be so cool if while he was working and doing well at the Travel Agency, he wrote a book of Haiku poems on the side and it got published and he made good money from it!!!???;) :) :heart: :love:

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Opus from New York
Valerie Bertinelli
True love forever

:) :wave:

Opus from New York
Valerie Bertinelli
True love forever

:) :wave:


I always knew her name having 7 syllables would be useful one day:wave:

I always knew her name having 7 syllables would be useful one day:wave:


I know, right? ;) :D

I was hoping that Haiku would lore you on the ODAAT threads today! ;) :lol: :wave:

Max Horvath gorgeous
Arnie Wakeman very cute
Tony Mercer HOT

I know, right? ;) :D

I was hoping that Haiku would lore you on the ODAAT threads today! ;) :lol: :wave:

I think anything I did ODAAT-wise would be too predictable, so I'll pass on those. But here's a haijew:

Lonely in winter
No Santa, no mistletoe
Oy vey. No Christmas

I think anything I did ODAAT-wise would be too predictable, so I'll pass on those. But here's a haijew:

Lonely in winter
No Santa, no mistletoe
Oy vey. No Christmas

OMG !!!! a Haijew!!! That is funny!!!!:D That made me :lol: :lol: :lol:


That COULD relate to ODAAT, poor Max, it never was acknowledged if he was Jewish!? :confused:

Dwayne those cigarettes
Kept rolled up in your shirt sleeve
Are good for nothing

Dwayne those cigarettes
Kept rolled up in your shirt sleeve
Are good for nothing


Hi Biff!!!:) Welcome to the thread! :wave:

Good Haiku ! :)

I think anything I did ODAAT-wise would be too predictable, so I'll pass on those.

OK, just one. (I haven't backread, but I'm assuming all pink towels and brown pajamas have already been used:wave: )

Broken nose, still cute
Getting away with murder
"Look Mom, I like it"

OK, just one. (I haven't backread, but I'm assuming all pink towels and brown pajamas have already been used:wave: )

Broken nose, still cute
Getting away with murder
"Look Mom, I like it"

Brown pajamas yes!! Pink towels no!!! I'd LOVE a Max pink towel Haiku if you want to make up one???:) :wave:

Brown pajamas yes!! Pink towels no!!! I'd LOVE a Max pink towel Haiku if you want to make up one???:) :wave:

Naked Max I want
But it is network TV
Therefore pink towel

Or:

Pink towel on nice
Hiding all that Max goodness
Please please please come off

Naked Max I want
But it is network TV
Therefore pink towel

I like it!! :) Thanks! :wave:


Max and Julie wed
Making love in the alcove
Wish I were Julie

:heart: :love:

Or:

Pink towel on nice
Hiding all that Max goodness
Please please please come off


I love it!!! :) :wave:

Ann sick of Francine
Julie working with a vet
Trying times for sure

I think that was a little better than my first attempt...?

Here's a generic one I remember from way back in grade school, written by a friend of mine (and used here without his permission, of course):

School is a big bore
You just sit around all day
Waiting for a break

Ann sick of Francine
Julie working with a vet
Trying times for sure

I think that was a little better than my first attempt...?

Here's a generic one I remember from way back in grade school, written by a friend of mine (and used here without his permission, of course):

School is a big bore
You just sit around all day
Waiting for a break

Anything 5, 7, 5 is fine :)

Anything 5, 7, 5 is fine :)


OK!!!! ;)


Max Max Max Max Max
Max Max Max Max Max Max Max
Max Max Max Max Max

:lol: :wave:

I love Max I love
Max I love Max I love Max
I love Max I love

OK!!!! ;)


Max Max Max Max Max
Max Max Max Max Max Max Max
Max Max Max Max Max

:lol: :wave:

Philadelphia?
Out in California?
Max love wherever

Clete Meizenheimer
Max Horvath Arnie Wakeman
Love him in all roles

Johnny D. The ghost
Wears a strawberry tank top
Wish he would haunt me


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Principals office
Skeleton out the window
Young cute and precious

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It is getting late
Hope to chat more tomorrow
It's time for nite nite

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Wake up rise and shine
Here comes Arnold the Bell hop
Who wants room service


:heart: :eyes: :love:


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So up on your feet.
Somewhere there's music playing.
Don't you worry none.

So up on your feet.
Somewhere there's music playing.
Don't you worry none.


OMG!!! How cool that the ODAAT theme song is a HAIKU !!!! :eek: How awesome is that?? ;) Anna, it's so cool you figured that out! :eek: ;) :) :wave:

OMG!!! How cool that the ODAAT theme song is a HAIKU !!!! :eek: How awesome is that?? ;) Anna, it's so cool you figured that out! :eek: ;) :) :wave:

I wouldn't have known about that if it were not for you and Alex. :wave:

This day is special
It is our Anna's birthday
We love you dearly

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This day is special
It is our Anna's birthday
We love you dearly

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I love it!

Going to think of a good response haiku for tomorrow morning. :wave:

I love it!

Going to think of a good response haiku for tomorrow morning. :wave:


Arnold the room service guy is going to bring you a very special Birthday "Breakfast" in bed!!!!! :happyface :heart: :eyes: :love:


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Arnold the room service guy is going to bring you a very special Birthday "Breakfast" in bed!!!!! :happyface :heart: :eyes: :love:


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Does he offer personalized massages? :happyface :lol:

Does he offer personalized massages? :happyface :lol:


Well I KNOW he is going to "serve" you some Kosher Sausage!!!!:happyface :eyes: :D :wave:

Happy b'day to
Anna, the first lady of
Our loved message board
:) :heart: :birthday:

Bonnie's birthday haiku is better, but I had to add mine too!:)

Happy b'day to
Anna, the first lady of
Our loved message board
:) :heart: :birthday:

Bonnie's birthday haiku is better, but I had to add mine too!:)


Yours is great Alex!!!;) And be sure to join us on the other ODAAT thread for Anna's B' Day celebration!:) I got it started early cause technically it is her Birthday already!!! :) :wave:

I just caught up on the last two
days' worth of haikus. They're awesome!:)


Has this been done before on other threads?

I would most like to contribute to Gilligan's Island, I Love Lucy, Leave It to Beaver, and Facts of Life haikus.

If it hasn't been done yet, we must remember to credit Sven with the idea.:)

CSI Miami:

Worst show ever aired
Bad scripts, bad acting, over
Done in all aspects

Yours is great Alex!!!;) And be sure to join us on the other ODAAT thread for Anna's B' Day celebration!:) I got it started early cause technically it is her Birthday already!!! :) :wave:

Okay, I shall be there! Thanks luv:)

I just caught up on the last two
days' worth of haikus. They're awesome!:)


Has this been done before on other threads?

I would most like to contribute to Gilligan's Island, I Love Lucy, Leave It to Beaver, and Facts of Life haikus.

If it hasn't been done yet, we must remember to credit Sven with the idea.:)

CSI Miami:

Worst show ever aired
Bad scripts, bad acting, over
Done in all aspects


I was TOTALLY thinking the same thing!;) :wave: If it would go over big on other TV show threads too!:) It's worth a try!!!! I think I would probably be able to come up with some for I love Lucy and most likely Leave it to Beaver !!! :wave:

I was TOTALLY thinking the same thing!;) :wave: If it would go over big on other TV show threads too!:) It's worth a try!!!! I think I would probably be able to come up with some for I love Lucy and most likely Leave it to Beaver !!! :wave:

Let's do it!:) If you start one, I'll start the other! Do you want Lucy or the Beav?

Let's do it!:) If you start one, I'll start the other! Do you want Lucy or the Beav?

I got a Beav one:

Don't listen to dad
Larry and Gilbert whisper
Bad plans in Beav's ear

Let's do it!:) If you start one, I'll start the other! Do you want Lucy or the Beav?


I will do Leave it to Beaver!! I kind of did a rough draft in my head already!!!
:crazy: ;) :wave:

Wally, teenage dream
Short shorts, lifeguard on the beach
The girls (and boys) sigh

I will do Leave it to Beaver!! I kind of did a rough draft in my head already!!!
:crazy: ;) :wave:

Okay, I will delve into Lucy:

Lucy and Ricky:
"I don't want you in my show"
Dude is just jealous


Ethel and her Fred
A bad marriage made in hell
Can't get a divorce?

Little Ricky bangs
On the drums; Fred cannot sleep
Move to the country

Francine is sneaky
You can not trust her at all
But: smart as a fox

Francine is sneaky
You can not trust her at all
But: smart as a fox

Nice!:) Better than my Francine ones; you got the essence of her character.

Here are my new ones:

Julie meets a man
Butts heads with his best friend to
Whom she says "I do"

Ginny leaves, young chick
Bails, couple just wants his junk
Nothing works for Dwayne

Cliff is really hot
But he's also pretty dense
What's his phone number

Taking this from the A-Z thread and putting it in here :wave: :

Max always flies high
Helping others in the air
Gives them a nice flight

Taking this from the A-Z thread and putting it in here :wave: :

Yeah I noticed that. :) Oh Nuts thought he was on the Haiku thread! ;)

Good Haiku !!! Any one who posts something nice about Max/Michael is my friend for life!! :) :D

(Sorry I got boards mixed)


This Is it, Annie!
A haiku about your show
One Day At A Time

(Sorry I got boards mixed)


This Is it, Annie!
A haiku about your show
One Day At A Time

No problem!!! :) I liked your Max haiku!!;) :wave:

Yeah I noticed that. :) Oh Nuts thought he was on the Haiku thread! ;)

Good Haiku !!! Any one who posts something nice about Max/Michael is my friend for life!! :) :D

Here's another Max for you:

Max: hottie in sky
Makes folks happy five miles up
Pillows drinks do help

Here's another Max for you:

Max: hottie in sky
Makes folks happy five miles up
Pillows drinks can help


LOVE IT!!!!! :) :heart: :wave:

Max's nickname for
Ann: "Shortie" - endearing term
For great mom-in-law

Bonnie was crying
She loves Michael and he is
Happily married

Bonnie Franklin plays
Ann Romano super mom
In this TV show

Barbara Cooper
Teen Beat dream of days gone by
Still our babe today

Barbara Cooper
Teen Beat dream of days gone by
Still our babe today

On a similar note:

Barbara Cooper
Valerie Bertinelli
All I ever need

Barbara Cooper Blah
Max Horvath was the star of
the show in my eyes!!!! ;) :eyes: :wave:

Overrated? Yes!
Only horny boys impressed. :rolleyes:
She is such a snooze!

Nick the ***** dead duck
Romano and Handris, done
Fran(cine) sweeps in on broom

Schneider's son Ronny
Why did he show up just to
Break bio dad's heart? :(

Overrated? Yes!
Only horny boys impressed. :rolleyes:
She is such a snooze!

I'll let opus and/or Nordy respond to that!:lol:

Glenn Scarpelli joins
The show to add some zesty
Boy heartthrob power

Max was a hotty
As Julie's bearded Hubby
brought life to the show

Glenn Scarpelli had
To hide his hardened manhood
Around Boyd and Mike :happyface

Max was a hotty
As Julie's bearded Hubby
brought life to the show

Julie was a skank
Who didn't deserve what he
Gave her. Julie Blah. :(

I'll let opus and/or Nordy respond to that!:lol:

Glenn Scarpelli joins
The show to add some zesty
Boy heartthrob power

Doe eyed waif need Dad
Mom Felicia made him sad
Dammit Felicia! :(

Glenn Scarpelli had
To hide his hardened manhood
Around Boyd and Mike :happyface


I read about that too!!! Something about they were all in a phone booth and Glenn was pressed between Boyd and Michael or something like that ??? That scene must have ended up on the cutting room floor !! :confused: ;)

I wonder what that
scene was that Glenn got erect
from Michael and Boyd ??:eek: :D

(another for Bonnie)

Coffee, tea or me?
We can bet which many girls
Picked when Max asked them!

I'll let opus and/or Nordy respond to that!:lol:


No response needed :)

One Day at a Time
Complete series DVD?
When Ann marries Nick.

In an ep Annie
Has the hots for a boy toy
But he resists her

A trip to the pond
Fake priest tells Max to not let
Annie chase the ducks


:ducky: :ducky: :ducky: :ducky:

Schneider the meddler
Means well but I think he is
A really big pest

A trip to the pond
Fake priest tells Max to not let
Annie chase the ducks


:ducky: :ducky: :ducky: :ducky:

Snooty French waiter
Chops up Max's credit cards
Babs has to chip in

Snooty French waiter
Chops up Max's credit cards
Babs has to chip in

What will poor Max do
Wanted to impress Shorty
Credit card denied

Shorty in rest room
Doesn't have a clue just yet
Of Max's broke a**

Scrape up some cash fast
Sister in law gives up her
Emergency dime

What will poor Max do
Wanted to impress Shorty
Credit card denied

Shorty in rest room
Doesn't have a clue just yet
Of Max's broke a**

Scrape up some cash fast
Sister in law gives up her
Emergency dime

Shorty helps Horvaths
With loan and credit counsel
Table repossessed

This is it: show set
In Indianapolis
Plus: mom with two girls

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(For Bonnie)

Max is the hottie
Up in the air serving booze
Making folks relax

Big guy and Biggest Guy
Saved his life and felt him up
Brokeback Mountaineers

This is it: show set
In Indianapolis
Plus: mom with two girls

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(For Bonnie)

Max the hottie
Up in the air serving booze
Making folks relax


Very cute!!! ;) :wave: Max surely would make me relax , even without booze!!! ;) :heart:

Big guy and Biggest Guy
Saved his life and felt him up
Brokeback Mountaineers


:eek: Did Mark get jealous ??? :lol: :D :wave:

Julie the hell raiser
Can make Ann very crazy
Unlike Barbara

Julie the hell raiser
Can make Ann very crazy
Unlike Barbara

Except Barbara
Made Ann get drunk and depressed
In the Indy snow

Max is so very
HOT, had he not been on the
Show would be TRAGIC !!!!!!

Max flies high in the
Sky. Relaxing passengers
With charm and much booze

Ed and Ann Cooper
Match made in the fires of Hell
Why did they marry?

Schneider barges in
Again. What a big surprise!
He's such big pest!

One Day at a Time
Valerie Bertinelli
Barbara Cooper

Put a lot of thought into that one, didn't I? :wave:

Royer's gray sweatpants
Stick out like a big sore thumb
Barbie likes his bulge

Royer's gray sweatpants
Stick out like a big sore thumb
Barbie likes his bulge

Meaty Mark but I
Love that adorable Max
He makes my :heart: sing :love:

Statue of David
With Michael's head upon it
Swarthy Adonis :happyface

Schneider Schneider on
The wall. Whose the most fabu
Super of all??? YOU???

Oh Nuts. I love your avatar. :wave:

Did you ever see Ozzie's Girls? I thought that was a cute little spin off of Ozzie and Harriet.

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Oh Nuts. I love your avatar. :wave:

Did you ever see Ozzie's Girls? I thought that was a cute little spin off of Ozzie and Harriet.

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Thanks! I've seen an ep here and there of OG. Hope someone uploads more of them to YT.

Annie Romano
Is the mom of two girls on
This cute Midwest show

Schneider is so nosey
Speaks his mind uninvited
In Romano home