The current WWWF Grudge Match (http://www.grudge-match.com) features a fight to the death between Dr. Johnny Fever and Adrian Cronauer (from GOOD MORNING VIETNAM). Right now Fever is losing in the voting, but not by much -- the voting will continue for two weeks, so there's plenty of time for him to catch up! Go there and vote for the Doctor, and send them your e-mail responses about who you think would win. The site again is http://www.grudge-match.com

People, People,

The Doctor is losing by an extraodinary 200 points- to a Robin Williams character from a mediocre movie about a man who, well, basically acts like Robin Williams. The Doctor implores you to see the light and know that he would never disappoint his fellow babies. Rise up citizens and vote for the cure to what ails ya'. There is no waiting. The doctor is in.