As you all know...I work at a church!

I got chewed-out for leaving bread out for the birds...my boss was afraid that raccoons and rats may eat the bread as well as the birds. Okay...understandable...I'll let the birds dumpster-dive instead!

I got chewed-out for the mess out in the alleyway because the pastor has to have everything neat and tidy!
Okay...understandable...to a degree...

BUT...

What got to me was when my pastor has to show the conditions of my church on Sunday! That's what made me want to quit and burn bridges with my own church! Showing the ****ty job I do...then find some other dumb-ass!

Also...my pastor hates it when people are smoking! So if you smoke, you go to hell?

My new pastor is better-off being named king! My dad already feels left-out...now I may not return any given Sunday!