(The Kramdens and Nortons arrive in Straton, VT.)

Ralph: "Boy, it's been a long time since we were in Vermont."

Ed: "I am upset that we haven't seen a Vermont Teddy Bear yet that is huge."

Ralph: "Ah, don't worry we will. This is great for a Valentine's Day getaway."

Alice: "Ralph, I hope you don't embarrass yourself by skiing badly."

Ralph: "I won't."

Ed: "What lovely restaurant are we going to have Valentine's Day dinner?"

Ralph: "Maybe a romantic place like Burger King after all their headquarters are in the Miami Beach area."

Alice: "Ralph, we are NOT eating dinner at Burger King."

Ralph: "Now look Alice, we are all going to share the same hotel room. I'm the king of the room. What I say goes. WHAT I SAY GOES!"

Alice: "Than you better say 'Alice' because I'm going."

Ralph: "All right. I know when I am licked."

(Later on, Ralph & Ed are in the chair lift. Ralph is scared. Ed doesn't know it.)

Ed: "Ralph, you are cool as a cucumber. As a matter of fact, you have lumps all over you."

(The boys get off the lift. Ralph still looks scared as they are on the edge of the hill.)

Ed: "Ralph, look at this bunny hill." (Pushing Ralph): "Time to go Ralph."

Ralph (yells): "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

(Ralph falls into a hot tub with hot water.)

Ralph (yells): "OK NORTON! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP! LETS GO!"

(People try to separate them.)

(Later in the girls are shopping.)

Trixie: "Boy our boys can act childish."

Alice: "Yes. Oh by the way, Ralph skied so badly that he fell into a snow bank with only his feet sticking out."

(Both laugh.)

(The boys enter the same shop. They have snow all over them. Ed is dressed like he was in "Please Leave The Premises.")

Trixie: "Oh boys, when we go on our Valentines Day dinner, please don't act like little babies."

Ed: "Ralph starts the fights."

Ralph (yells): "I DO NOT."

Alice: "Now boys, we are not going to Burger King, Chuck E. Cheese etc. We are going to the Miami Beach Bar & Grill in Vermont."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ralph: "That is a great idea Alice. I think I love that place already."

(Later on that night at the Miami Beach Bar & Grill, the foursome arrive.)

Ralph: "Sweetie, I have a gift and card for you."

(Alice opens her gift. She reads the card.)

Alice: "Ralph, they are beautiful. I love the card and chocolates."

Ed: "Trixie, here's your card and gift."

(Trixie opens her card and reads it and than opens the gift.)

Trixie: "How sweet Ed. Heart shaped cookies and a great card."

Alice: "Ralph, here's my card and a 50 pound box of chocolates. Ed is going to be given the same things by Trixie."

Ralph: "Wow!"

Ed: "I know that judging by looking at Ralph, he LOVES chocolates."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph: "OOOH, YOU ARE A RIOT NORTON!"

Both Ralph & Ed: "Thank you girls."

(They each hug and kiss their significant others.)

Ralph: "There is nothing like loving your lovers."

(They all sing a song about loving your spouses. After that, the crowd cheers.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)